willie, you know fags hate baseball and tuesday is amateur proctology and amyl nitrate night in the whirlpool at the west-hollywood bally's. they're not going to risk getting a female doctor then having to go hang out with a bunch of drunken midwesterners sizing them up as a potential matthew-sheppard.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits