It would be incredibly easy to buy a few of those bus/rv-type vehicles, throw some signage on the side and just drive around economically-depressed areas offering medical care to those with the greatest need but most bereft of means.

it'd be soooo easy to run a weekly-eugenics program under that guise-people trust ALL FREE SOCIAL SERVICES so you could just run a "death-bus" and always have a line outside.

it's cake since everyone's expecting you to give them some kind of shot of antibiotics/vaccines/etc. and would actually be cooperative and happy about free injections. you wouldn't need to retrofit the hvac for gas in the thing, people would be practically throwing themselves on the needles and many of these people don't exist on record anyhow.



i just had that thought and it seemed profoundly, profoundly evil if you varied the locations and spread it out. i figure xpt's got someone sick enough but without the creativity. so if you're thinking of shooting up your campus, i just gave you the keys to do something more impressive if you can come up with an RV and some paint.

it's not like the red-cross symbol's hard to paint then just claim to be from some catholic parish. cake.

So, a few days on break from XPT and your planning mass murder? I think it would be better if you just got back to posting.

I'd be more interested in hearing the perfect crime. Your scenario would be too easy to interdict with all the surveilance cameras out there. How would you procure your medical supplies without getting flagged by OHS.

Jamesn, I guess this is too obvious, huh? But if we replaced the 'teeth' with real knives......

the medical-component's something you could take care of in 2 hours in mexico at roughly the rate bree olson charges(no travel) for supplies for the two most obvious ways. domestically, double the money and might take some rudimentary social-engineering but i'm pretty confident one could do it by friday.

that's the thing in the most economically-depressed areas: people don't exist. even if they are citizens they go "missing" like crackwhores go "missing" for a year before someone finds them in a ditch.

because they don't own property, they don't pay taxes, if they work their employer just replaces them instead of calls the police. people hide out in the projects pretty well all the time AND people kill each other all the time.
their relatives don't trust or like the police and people bolt over owing money, getting locked-up, etc.

and that's the people who were born here.

if you didn't get greedy and stayed unpredictably-mobile you'd never have to do more than open the door of the vehicle(paint's cheap) and let's face it--have you ever seen what's ostensibly a medical-support vehicle on the side of the road? you're not getting stopped unless you're on fire and you're not dealing with the same cities and LEO's.

OK, but whats the fun if you don't get to see them die.

As far as Bree's prices, I was told "She will work with you on rates."

it's gotten to the point where it's prohibitively expensive and unsatisfying to hunt most interesting animals. you could hunt the urban poor for a year including the cost of the death-bus for what it costs to have some british guy in a pith helmet hold your hand while you shoot an elephant.


we've got lots of people and like 9 pandas and pandas eat bamboo in an adorable way and seem uninterested in educating their progeny in the public school system. the untouchable caste=the new buffalo.

You get extra style points for the shark bus, but is it really more efficient than selling Tropical Fantasy soda at $0.50 a bottle and letting them scuttle back to their nests to kill the whole colony, like the roaches they are?

The Milwaukee Brewers are giving away two free tickets this week to any male who gets a free prostate exam from a mobile clinic they set up outside the stadium.

Translation = Kurt Lockwood and Jack Lawrence are headed for Milwaukee as we speak.

willie, you know fags hate baseball and tuesday is amateur proctology and amyl nitrate night in the whirlpool at the west-hollywood bally's. they're not going to risk getting a female doctor then having to go hang out with a bunch of drunken midwesterners sizing them up as a potential matthew-sheppard.