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#242261 - 05/05/07 04:25 PM Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
Moxie Offline
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In the movie the Thing With Two Heads, the head of a dying bigot (Ray Miland) is implanted on a black man. It seems this technology has survived and , GASP, Gia is its next victim.






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#242262 - 05/05/07 04:30 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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The head addition was a bad move, but the rest of her looks fiyeeeeeeeene!

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#242263 - 05/05/07 04:31 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
weeeee Offline
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Pink is a nice color on you Gia

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#242264 - 05/05/07 04:36 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Even in bizzare forced transplant surgery Gia didn't do interracial.
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#242265 - 05/05/07 09:24 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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I hear she's one mean ex-whore on the tennis court. :bananaforehandwinner:

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#242266 - 05/05/07 11:02 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Goddamn, can this girl take a bad picture? The one is always lookin' good. [/end fanboy mode]



Edited by lance69 (05/05/07 11:03 PM)
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#242267 - 05/06/07 12:19 AM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Pink is a nice color on you Gia




I never realized until seeing this picture, just how much the whole idea last year of getting Gia her own Hot Pink wheelchair complete with "Visit Baby Gia at giajordan.com" in Glittery Sparkly Letters, made aesthetic and artistic, as well as marketing sense!

Gia could capture the entire online crippled jerker-offer market if she posed and was photographed (By HOLLY RANDALL of course) in various provocative and erotic, as well as nasty and filthy, poses in her custom designed wheelchair. Imagine her looking both her normal erotic self sitting dignified in the chair with her legs crossed enjoying a Tazo Tea.....and then, BOOM! She is transformed and is seen popping a wheelie with her legs spread wide apart to show her awesome snatch, then she turns around and straddles the chair holding onto the back handlbars to show us her magnificent BOOTY, with even a shot of a dildo half way up her ass and there is some lube dripping off and onto the vinyl seat ... to the coup de grace that would have every male crippled porn fan whose dick still worked splooging simultaneously across the world: Gia fucking the actual handlebars (which in her custom wheelchair's case would be conveniently shaped in the form of PENI')....I am totally serious! Gia you could capture this entire specific Niche, you'd singlehandedly become the ICON of the Crippled Porn Fans across the world! This is an extremely lucrative and prolific niche! This Wheelchair would be your ticket to megastardom and megabucks (do the math: 90 million males in wheelchairs in the US/North America, Europe (including eastern and Russia -- All those Afghanistan Vets with Governement pensions being frittered away on dead, lifeless slavic whores, when instead trhey could have Gia, a chick with her own wheelchair who knows "Once I had a man on Four wheels, I never went back!") .... "Club Gia Jordan: Offering Anal Accessibility to the Guys of the World on four wheels"

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#242268 - 05/06/07 04:23 AM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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...and then some. Gia, have you ever considered offering your services as a stylist to some of the more sartorially-challenged members of the industry? *cough* Sunny Lane*cough*

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#242269 - 05/06/07 08:10 AM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Pink is a nice color on you Gia



.... "Club Gia Jordan: Offering Anal Accessibility to the Guys of the World on four wheels"





Correction ... to the white guys on four wheels.


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#242270 - 05/06/07 10:32 AM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Pink is a nice color on you Gia



.... "Club Gia Jordan: Offering Anal Accessibility to the Guys of the World on four wheels"





Correction ... to the white guys on four wheels.






Seeing as you're feeling all judgmental and morally superior, perhaps you'd like to explain this comment HERE?

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Don't be a whistle-blower. If the studios are truly interested in seeking out such sites, let them do their own leg-work.





I've said it before...maybe if IR fans actually buy some porn instead of pirating it all over the Mr. Marcus and Niggerworship forums, maybe the producers would have enough money to tempt a few of the holdout girls to up their levels. Girls like Amy Ried, for example, hold out for more money before doing a 'first anal' scene...it might shock you to hear it, but some girls do this with their 'first interracial' scene too.

A porn girl only has so many 'firsts' she can do, and if she's smart (and she has the luxury of being able to get by financially without doing them), then she'll parcel them out slowly and extend the longevity and profitability of her career. If she happens to be able to retire with a few unplayed cards tucked up her sleeve, then good for her...after all, (s)he who dies with the most toys wins, apparently.

Now, if it was the other way around and Gia had done IR but not done anal, you'd be giving her an equal amount of shit for that too, right? I don't fucking think so...

Sadly, it's always a race issue with you folks, never a business one...why aren't you chiding Gia for never having done a tranny? Or calling a non-anal girl 'analphobic'? I'm guessing Jana Cova, Sunny Leone and Jesse Capelli are all man-haters too, right? Those goddamn fucking bigoted, prejudiced bitches.

Seriously, dude...grow up

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#242271 - 05/06/07 11:15 AM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
Tritone Offline
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Seeing as you're feeling all judgmental and morally superior, perhaps you'd like to explain this comment HERE?

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Don't be a whistle-blower. If the studios are truly interested in seeking out such sites, let them do their own leg-work.





I've said it before...maybe if IR fans actually buy some porn instead of pirating it all over the Mr. Marcus and Niggerworship forums, maybe the producers would have enough money to tempt a few of the holdout girls to up their levels. Girls like Amy Ried, for example, hold out for more money before doing a 'first anal' scene...it might shock you to hear it, but some girls do this with their 'first interracial' scene too.





So what, the Marcus board represents all IR fans? I visit there once every blue moon but personally I find the browsing too slow to make it a frequent destination.

A good deal of the porn I own was purchased, not pirated. But I will admit to using the net sometimes to "preview" movies that I am interested in. But being a true connosiuer, I am never satisfied with reduced quality encodings so if I really want something, I always buy the DVD.

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A porn girl only has so many 'firsts' she can do, and if she's smart (and she has the luxury of being able to get by financially without doing them), then she'll parcel them out slowly and extend the longevity and profitability of her career. If she happens to be able to retire with a few unplayed cards tucked up her sleeve, then good for her...after all, (s)he who dies with the most toys wins, apparently.





I agree with this, but I don't think Gia was holding out for anything. She just didn't want to be partnered with a black guy ... for whatever reason.


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Now, if it was the other way around and Gia had done IR but not done anal, you'd be giving her an equal amount of shit for that too, right? I don't fucking think so...





No. Again, I am not some guy that considers IR as part of an increasing scale of "nastiness". Being a black guy I just enjoy knowing that starlets I watch don't mind being with black guys. Its really that simple.



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Sadly, it's always a race issue with you folks, never a business one...why aren't you chiding Gia for never having done a tranny? Or calling a non-anal girl 'analphobic'? I'm guessing Jana Cova, Sunny Leone and Jesse Capelli are all man-haters too, right? Those goddamn fucking bigoted, prejudiced bitches.





C'mon Dan. Once again you pick inappropriate examples to make your point. You know good and well that refusing to do guys at all OR not wanting to do transexuals is a completely different level of personal choice.

If an actress doesn't want to do B/G common sense tells you that its not because she "hates guys". Its either because she is in a relationship and wants to follow certain rules or that doing B/G will put her into another tier of sex worker that she doesn't want to be associated with.

On the other hand, an actress that does B/G, but excludes a certain race guys is often a different matter. Sometimes it may boil down to managing her career to the most bucks. But in other cases its simply personal preferences - in other words discrimination.

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#242272 - 05/06/07 12:08 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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But in other cases its simply personal preferences - in other words discrimination.



how can "personal preference" be the same as discrimination? that's retarded. if she doesn't want black dick, she doesn't want black dick. end of story. when gia jordan refuses to rent an apartment (or something of a similar nature) to brian pumper just because he's black, give the NAACP or whoever the fuck a call. whether or not she wants him in her pussy is up to her entirely.
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#242273 - 05/06/07 12:10 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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The funny thing about my IR comment was that at first it said "How long till Tritone points out they didn't put a black man's head on." I figured no one could be that one minded and edited it. I guess I was wrong.

I guess we think very differently. You worry about whether a girl will fuck black guys, and I worry whether a girl will fuck ME.
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#242274 - 05/06/07 12:43 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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So what, the Marcus board represents all IR fans? I visit there once every blue moon but personally I find the browsing too slow to make it a frequent destination.




Does Gia's on-camera sex acts and/or persona accurately represent her entire outlook on life enough for you to be able to jump to a conclusion on it?

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A good deal of the porn I own was purchased, not pirated. But I will admit to using the net sometimes to "preview" movies that I am interested in.




Most DVDs and websites have "previews"...they're called "trailers". Downloading copyrighted material without the copyright holder's permission is called "piracy". It's like when you "preview" a car from an auto dealership, it's called a "test drive", but when you "preview" a car without the car owner's permission, it's called "Grand Theft Auto".

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I agree with this, but I don't think Gia was holding out for anything. She just didn't want to be partnered with a black guy ... for whatever reason.




More importantly, you don't know either...it's just your opinion, not a fact. What you're doing is a classic case of what's called 'mind reading', i.e. ascribing motives to someone based not on what they think (or believe), but instead upon what you think they think, or what you believe they believe.


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No. Again, I am not some guy that considers IR as part of an increasing scale of "nastiness". Being a black guy I just enjoy knowing that starlets I watch don't mind being with black guys. Its really that simple.





Here I agree with you...I don't think IR is 'nastier', and the colour of a dick shouldn't make a difference, but the fact is that it does. If girls can charge extra for it, they will (and they should, IMHO)...that's not racism, it's commercialism and/or capitalism. Should it make any difference fee-wise if the dick goes (solely) in the ass instead of the vagina? Maybe, maybe not, but again the fact is that it does. Should it make a difference if the cock in the scene is attached to a tranny (who, let's face it, are mostly guys with bolt-ons)? Objectively, no...but again, it does make a difference.

I can see where you're coming from to an extent, but I'm English, and plenty of my favourite porn girls have never done an English dick on film (Hell, some, if you count the JAV girls, have never even done a Caucasian ) but this doesn't detract from my enjoyment of their movies in the slightest.

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C'mon Dan. Once again you pick inappropriate examples to make your point. You know good and well that refusing to do guys at all OR not wanting to do transexuals is a completely different level of personal choice.

If an actress doesn't want to do B/G common sense tells you that its not because she "hates guys". Its either because she is in a relationship and wants to follow certain rules or that doing B/G will put her into another tier of sex worker that she doesn't want to be associated with.




Meaning that she looks down on performing sex with men on camera...I don't think being prejudiced against an entire gender is any more or less noble than being prejudiced against a specific race. I don't think girls who only do girl/girl are inherently 'better' or somehow less 'tainted' than girls who do guys either. But I'm not going to start harassing Kelle Marie, Sunny, Jana, Jesse et al for what they do or don't do...if b/g work comes, it comes, and if it doesn't, meh! If they can make a comfortable living doing g/g only, I don't see them as being somehow morally obliged to up their level to appease whichever niche fanboy group is bitching the loudest, be it b/g fans, IR fans, anal creampie fans or tranny fans.

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On the other hand, an actress that does B/G, but excludes a certain race guys is often a different matter. Sometimes it may boil down to managing her career to the most bucks. But in other cases its simply personal preferences - in other words discrimination.





Again, I don't see how a 'different level of personal choice' (in deciding not to do guys, or trannies, or anal creampies, or whatever) is any different from 'personal preferences' which you equate to discrimination.

Whilst I've no doubt some of these g/g only performers are in a relationship (and thus eschew b/g), some of them aren't...it's just that they don't want to do guys on camera full stop (or alternatively, as I have alluded to before, they are just waiting for the right offer to come along). Which ones are which I don't know, but I'm not going to pretend to know or take a guess either.

Hey, if these girls won't take dick on camera, there's plenty of others who will (and indeed do), and if you put the word 'black' before 'dick' in this sentence, I think you've got your catch-all answer.

Still, it's got me thinking...maybe I should storm AEE next year and confront these cock-dodgers with a banner saying 'Penis Power!', perhaps stage a sitdown protest at the Vivid booth with a crowd chanting about equal access to Sunny Leone's pussy for chicks and dicks, then march on Washington to demand an end to 'segregated' porn stars like Jana Cova...by whatever means necessary!

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#242275 - 05/06/07 01:49 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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The funny thing about my IR comment was that at first it said "How long till Tritone points out they didn't put a black man's head on." I figured no one could be that one minded and edited it. I guess I was wrong.





LOL. I almost didn't reply at first either, but in the end I couldn't resist.
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I guess we think very differently. You worry about whether a girl will fuck black guys, and I worry whether a girl will fuck ME.




I only "worry" about this with porn actresses. Its part of my fantasy (for now) of making POV movies. If I know the actress is ok with doing guys like me, then it makes it more "real" for me. She can even be fucking a white guy in the scene, I don't care. Its just knowing she *WOULD* do a black guy (on camera).

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#242276 - 05/06/07 02:27 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Seeing as you're feeling all judgmental and morally superior, perhaps you'd like to explain this comment HERE?

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Don't be a whistle-blower. If the studios are truly interested in seeking out such sites, let them do their own leg-work.







He's one of the tight-ass, limp-dick kneegrows over @ the Mr. Marcus forum who doesn't like to pay for any of his luxuries. Ya know, kind of like the welfare line in Detroit or something.

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But I will admit to using the net sometimes to "preview" movies that I am interested in.




You sound like the cunts over at ADT who bitch about the lack of trailers. "Previewing", eh? It's called WantedList, (or a rental program of your choice), stop being such a cheapskate & funnel some dough into the industry & performer that you so oft feel owe you something in return.

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Being a black guy I just enjoy knowing that starlets I watch don't mind being with black guys. Its really that simple.




Then seek out those who DO black guys, don't make it your mission to demean the whores who don't fuck to your liking. You fanbois get wound way too tight to enjoy the industry.

I like it when they ONLY do it for the money, like real whores!

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C'mon Dan. Once again you pick inappropriate examples to make your point. You know good and well that refusing to do guys at all OR not wanting to do transexuals is a completely different level of personal choice.




Since when? There is no such affirmative action in porn dude, get the fuck over it you pathetic creep.

In closing, I love how this thread over a Gia photo turned into a another "she's a biggot" thread. Awesome!
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#242277 - 05/06/07 11:14 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Hey tritone, how's it going? If I could I'd punt your race baiting ass back over to adt. Quit bitching about retired porn chicks that didn't do black guys and start concentrating your "fantasies" on the ones that do fuck the brothers. No one here cares about your interracial jihad especially when it involves one of our own, Gia J. She's retired, enough, it's fucking pointless! You seem like a nice enough guy but bring it up again in a way that doesn't make me laugh and you're gone.

Just to piss you off here is Gia's exquisite female form sans black peni.



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#242278 - 05/07/07 06:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan: The Thing with Two Heads
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Hey tritone, how's it going? If I could I'd punt your race baiting ass back over to adt. Quit bitching about retired porn chicks that didn't do black guys and start concentrating your "fantasies" on the ones that do fuck the brothers. No one here cares about your interracial jihad especially when it involves one of our own, Gia J. She's retired, enough, it's fucking pointless! You seem like a nice enough guy but bring it up again in a way that doesn't make me laugh and you're gone.

Just to piss you off here is Gia's exquisite female form sans black peni.







kick him out anyway. if he was funny i'd say keep him around. but with every post he gets to be more of a whiny cunt. it's boring after awhile. hell he's probably some white skinny 16 year old nerd anyway.
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