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#24141 - 05/03/04 03:22 PM
The Many Faces of Brandon Iron.
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Porn Jesus
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#24142 - 05/03/04 03:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#24143 - 05/03/04 06:08 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Love the plastic recliner.
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#24144 - 05/03/04 08:20 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Note to Smartt: Close, yet not as funny as your other one. Are you laxy or what, man! Just take my photo from the avatar and do some Photoshop work. C`mon, you can do better. Don`t be a lazy fuck and just post pictures from some gay site. How you got those, I don`t even want to know.... You certainly won`t see any similar pics at www.platinumxpictures.com, the site that gives you information on all PXP releases. You can search by Director or talent to see which movies you want. If you really like our product, you will want to join www.clubpxp.com.Of course most of our titles are available for Video on Demand at www.pxpondemand.com.If you have any questions about Platinum X Pictures, do not hesitate to contact me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.comEnjoy! Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24145 - 05/03/04 08:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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hey smartt..u have an incredible sense of humour..but what's with the obsession with Brandon Iron, buddy? Not that I particularly care about Iron(my fav. male performers being Peter North, Jon Dough, Sean Michaels, and Lex Steele)..just curious about you hounding him 
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#24147 - 05/03/04 09:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Since that longly missing Monkey dude is no longer around hounding Scott Fayner,I guess that Brandon Irons was the next best target for one of our fellow posters to raise the heat upon.
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#24148 - 05/03/04 09:55 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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JRV: Thanks, buddy! Teamwork! Now c`mon, you lazy fucks and get going to make something really funny. Don`t half-ass it like some Dorito-eating, computer geek who knows how to rip mpegs. Really put some heart and soul into this one, OK....I know you can do it. I believe in you, you had me at hello, etc. etc. Speaking of putting heart and soul into things, I really went all out for PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES VOL. 2, coming in June from Platinum X Pictures. Box can be seen at www.platinumxpictures.com. Just click on releases done by Brandon Iron as a Director. Muchos gracias, Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24149 - 05/04/04 01:09 AM
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Whoremaster
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Don`t half-ass it like some Dorito-eating, computer geek www.pxpondemand.com[/url]
as a dorito eating computer geek im offended!I could do much beter!
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#24151 - 05/04/04 01:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#24153 - 05/04/04 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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My contribution. 
I knew you would post this eventually. You sure you won't reconsider it as a banner? 
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#24154 - 05/04/04 01:02 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Sorry, Malice, but I have to say that Smartt beat you both on technical merit as well as overall presentation. It's kind of like a Science Fair, my homo friend. You WANT to give first place to eveyone, but someone has to lose. This time, you lost. For the remainder of the day, I will have to address you as Loser. As many bottle caps told me when I checked to see if I won a contest, "Please try again." Put down the Ho-Ho's that your fat ass constantly ingests and give back something substantial to the world of pornography. You have taken so much! Is it too much to ask you to give just a little bit back? I spoke with your boss and he has cleared your schedule tomorrow from 9:00 am until 10:00 am to turn in something better. Please Be All You Can Be! The Army of Ass will surely take a sad sack such as yourself if you can demonstrate some ability other than your uncanny talent of fitting your 44-inch lard ass into your size 40 pants. Humbly yours, Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24156 - 05/04/04 01:21 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Lurid: You couldn't be more wrong, my friend. I am having the time of my life here. I would hope you would join in on the fun. Lighten up and try to join us in this spirited game of ridicule! Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24157 - 05/04/04 01:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
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I really don't know what people's beef with Brandon is.. I mean, I'm not an insider or anything, I just rent the stuff. Could someone explain it to me?
As long as Brandon keeps putting out stuff like "A Good Source Of Iron" he's cool in my book.
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#24158 - 05/04/04 01:53 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
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He does gay porn on the side, and rapes kittens and puppies in his free time....
...and he gets to fuck far too many girls. Fag!
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#24159 - 05/04/04 03:01 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#24161 - 05/04/04 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Gay porn? Is this true?
Well, not entirely. Brandon DOES love the cock, but he doesn´t allow his gay homosexual acts of being arsefucked by men of the same sex as him to be filmed.
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#24162 - 05/04/04 03:31 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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Well he does seem to overly enjoy the three way with 2 guys involved. i asked him about it but only avoided the issue. I think the gay sex is part of his personal life and should be left out of his work. Work is work and pleasure is pleasure when it comes to brandon and a 12 inch cock.
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#24164 - 05/04/04 06:41 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Cleetus: Don't play to the crowd, my friend. Just come in, make idiotic, bombastic statements, then leave 'em guessing. Don't worry, this is the land of the free-est of speech, the internet! A land where every blowhard and Monday morning quarterback can have his say! I celebrate these guys, and so should you! I am going to take BigPornFan's advice and "go after the sult." At dinner tonight, I asked Malice to pass me the sult. He was too busy stuffing his face with goose fat. OK, BigPornFan, you win. I WILL go after the sult. I will not rest until I attain the sult. Long live the sult and your third-world, third-grade education. Cheers! Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24165 - 05/04/04 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Cleetus: Don't play to the crowd, my friend. Just come in, make idiotic, bombastic statements, then leave 'em guessing. Don't worry, this is the land of the free-est of speech, the internet! A land where every blowhard and Monday morning quarterback can have his say!
I celebrate these guys, and so should you!
I am going to take BigPornFan's advice and "go after the sult." At dinner tonight, I asked Malice to pass me the sult.
He was too busy stuffing his face with goose fat.
OK, BigPornFan, you win. I WILL go after the sult. I will not rest until I attain the sult. Long live the sult and your third-world, third-grade education.
Cheers!
Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com
www.clubpxp.com
www.pxpondemand.com
Brandon, i can't pick on you in good faith unless you piss me off, you haven't and I like your movie A Good Source of Iron so I won't razz you on that either. Although I can't seem to remember you in any videos I have seen either. I'll keep my eye out for something to give you shit on. 
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#24166 - 05/04/04 07:11 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Cleetus: Allow me to recommend the Kim Kummings gangbang which is the source of my radioactive cockvision. Ah, I remember the day well! It was a bright, California-sunsoaked afternoon back in 1995 when I came down from the cold climes of Canada and my good friend Jim Powers let me take part in the gangbang. You have no idea how lucky I felt because this wackadoo was randomly dismissing guys at will between rants about needing some alcohol to do the shoot. (Kim, not Jim!) I am thankful for getting that job. It allowed me to pay my dues. Speaking of dues, the monthly dues for www.clubpxp.com are a measly $24.95 per month. Even the used-up Kim Kummings can afford that! So c'mon, gang! Let's all buy a membership to the greatest paysite on earth, www.clubpxp.com.The next 10 signups will receive a detailed e-mail giving the directions to the location of Kim's gangbang. The water in the pool has not been changed yet, so you can bath in her juices. Malice, you can marinate your next steak in them, too. Chateaubriand? Enjoy! Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24168 - 05/04/04 07:32 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Smartt: I know all about your "distribution" deal. You invite friends of mine like Darren James down there and then distribute them to all the HIV-infected tranny fuckers. Thanks, but no thanks! DVDs, no problem. My life? I think I will hold on to that for a while. Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24169 - 05/04/04 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Smartt: I know all about your "distribution" deal. You invite friends of mine like Darren James down there and then distribute them to all the HIV-infected tranny fuckers.
Thanks, but no thanks!
I think you´re confusing me with Stanlay Miranda and all those greedy suitcase pimps that only care about moola.
If you come to Brazil and call me asking for a cast to shoot, the only thing you´ll get is a "NO FUCKING WAY, GO LOOK FOR BITCHES YOURSELF!" from me. Just like I did with John Francis Little, Marc Medoff and all the others.
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#24170 - 05/04/04 08:29 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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As tempting as your offer is to go shoot in Brazil at this time, I will have to respectfully decline. Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24171 - 05/04/04 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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As tempting as your offer is to go shoot in Brazil at this time, I will have to respectfully decline.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE PILE O´SHIT?
I AM *NOT* ASKING YOU TO SHOOT IN BRAZIL!!!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRAZIL, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ANAL AIDS, DAMMIT!!!
YOU´RE GAY!!! YOU DIG MAN DICKS!!! GET THE FUCK OFF!!!! 
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#24172 - 05/04/04 10:33 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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can some one please pass smart a soma?
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#24173 - 05/05/04 06:42 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Smartt: I can only interpret your bold typeface as....nothing! Not a goddamn thing, my friend! The red angry face, what the fuck is that? An icon of your tranny fucker friends down in Sao Paolo? Oh, I'm sorry! You're from Rio, right? Nothing bad happens there. No one gets HIV from your carnal Carnival, right? Lay off the Dos Equis or whatever it is you've had too much of. Let the open arms of Jesus on Corcovado assuage your anger and calm your homocentric mind. My way of relaxing is to think about the great scene Kami and I did in Mason's RIOT SLUTS, coming soon from Platinum X Pictures. I think about how I pinned her lovely head to the hood of a Mercedes Benz...no, Jeff, not YOUR Mercedes Benz. E-mail me, my angry little friend and I will arrange to have some quality porn sent to you. Most of all, teach me how I can bold my text so I can sound as angry as you on my next rant! Jesus loves you, this I know. Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24175 - 05/05/04 07:03 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Kami: I just noticed this! Your outstretched arms resemble the arms of Jesus on that statue in Rio! Was this some sort of sign to Smartt? If so, what is the message? Was it, "Shut the fuck up, asshole?" or was it more a tribute to Brazilian tranny fuckers that they, too, could live the American Dream, Mercedes Benz and all! You are deep on so many levels, you little devil! Pornographers will be studying this picture for years to come. Thank you! Brandon www.platinumxpictures.comwww.clubpxp.comwww.pxpondemand.com
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#24176 - 05/05/04 07:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
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It was of course a tribute to the song "Jesus Christ was an only child" by Modest Mouse
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#24177 - 05/05/04 08:27 AM
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Whoremaster
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hahaha i friggin love that song eple!
Brandon, when you mentioned pinning my head to the mercedes I of couse got instantly wet and had to search for masterbation material. And nothing could be better than Riot Sluts (due out in first week o june) hehe it made me forget trannies for 10 minutes
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#24178 - 05/06/04 03:08 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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hahaha i friggin love that song eple!
I figured as much after visiting your livejournal-blog. You've got a great taste in music. Kinda fucked up my perception of pornstars. 
How'd you like the new album ?
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#24179 - 05/06/04 03:14 AM
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Whoremaster
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I only have like 4 tracks off it and I like it so far, its a little different then their last one. there is one song that sounds like talking heads singing disco. I have a weird thing where I take an album and listen to only that for like 6 months and it takes a lot to get me to change.
for the last six months I have been listening to the mountain goats Tallahassee and lift to experience Texas the Jerusalem crossroads almost exclusively.
i went through a neutral milk hotel airplane over the sea phase that was almost a year! I don't listen to a lot of music so what I listen too I listen to obsessively.
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#24180 - 05/06/04 03:22 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
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You should really get the album, it's great. Try downloading "I've got it all (most)", it is a b-side on the "Float On" single.
Also I recommend the new Mountain Goats, "We shall all be healed". It's a little more bland than "Tallahassee" but still great.
Haven't heard Lift to Experience, I'm gonna check'em out.
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#24181 - 05/06/04 04:47 AM
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Whoremaster
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lift to experience isnt for everyone,(they broke up btw)The Texas Jeruselum crossroads is a hysterical concept albumn about three boys from texas who the angel of the lord appeared to and gave a mission.if you are religeously sensitive it is a bad choice. weird thing, i also love old church hyms.
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#24182 - 05/06/04 04:56 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
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My guess is you won't find many religeously sensitive people on this board. If there were any here they'd be spewing their hatred on the other boardmembers.  I've just download the Lift to Experience album, sounds promising, the vocalists kinda reminds me of Jeff Buckley. By the way, the neutral milk hotel cd is called "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea". Blasphemic Wench! 
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#24183 - 05/06/04 06:25 AM
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Whoremaster
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yes I deserve a good beating
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#24184 - 05/06/04 06:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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God loves porn
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#24185 - 07/28/06 03:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i can't believe he was in a http://www.valtrex.com/ why do you girls keep working with him?
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#24186 - 07/30/06 08:23 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/05/06
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LOL!!!!!!! That orgy pic is totally brandon's style. Fixated on big black cocks. Hey brandy when are you taking that rodney blast? 
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#24188 - 07/30/06 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jamesn: Aren't you better at starting shit-talking threads rather than contributing to 2-year-old ones? Come on, man, be honest. What bothers you more: seeing my ninth anniversary in the business fast approaching or spending your Sunday evening researching old Brandon-bashing threads?
Read the Monkey Cage.
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