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#242141 - 05/04/07 09:53 PM
This should be interesting
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Mary Carey’s VH1 Reality Show Features Her Going To Rehab For Three Weeks
By Luke is Back
She calls me back Friday afternoon. Audio.
Mary: "Talk to my friend. He’s from [the band] Fort Minor. Say hi."
Her friend says in a black accent: "What up? What up? What up?"
Mary’s enthralled by Fort Minor’s song, "Remember the Name."
In particular, she thrills to these lyrics:
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
Mary: "Tell him how we met."
Black man: "Chicago Mancow show."
Mary: "He’s hot."
She calls him something like "Takbir."
She pleads with him to sing the chorus above. She offers him $100 but he turns her down.
"He looks sick, sick as in hot."
"Lukey, I’m going to have a big [reality] show [on VH1]."
"Say hi to Luke…"
"No, no, no. He’s all mainstream. You know how the mainstream celebrities are."
"I’ve been having a great time. I have so much s— coming out I can’t even tell you. I’ve got three major things in the waiting… One of them involves going to rehab on camera for three weeks."
Mary Carey’s investor Craig won’t talk to me. "Everybody hates you," she says, "but I love you."
"Dan the make-up artist hates you."
"I just did a big thing with Doc Johnson."
"I’m loving life. I’m happy for the first time ever. I’m about to enter a huge thing with VH1. I’m starting a show on PrimeTimeUncensored May 14."
"I’m worried about Tawny. Her baby’s missing. We’ve got to find her baby. I’m worried about her. She’s my friend. I can’t talk bad about her."
"I was with the Free Speech Coalition. I love standing up for free speech."
"Luke, I don’t want to talk to you anymore because you make me out to sound retarded and I’m not retarded. So I’m going to hang up."
Fifteen minutes later, she calls back. "I can’t find my sidekick. Have you seen it? When did you last see me with it?"
Luke: "At AVN in January, five months ago."
She hangs up.
So I wonder how they are going to manage this one... I remember reality TV show producers approached the managers of the rehab I went to, and they were turned down, for many obvious reasons. Most people who are in rehab don't want their issues and personal struggles broastcast on national television. It's a very private thing, and people, in general, are there to get better, not to get famous. So what rehab is honestly going to accept Mary Carey with a whole TV crew following her around? Not to mention that AA meetings are a required part of rehab, and citing the last word in that acronym, "anonymous", you can't have a television crew filming them. So I'm dying to know how this show is supposed to happen. But if it does, hey, it might be good for her, providing she actually concentrates on the program, which I doubt will happen with the distraction of cameras hovering over her.
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#242142 - 05/05/07 01:04 AM
Re: This should be interesting
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Maybe it will be a 'reality' show in the style of Vivid's latest one Debbie Does Dallas...Again, i.e. completely scripted with pre-planned drama. Speaking of which, if you took Jack Osbourne, gave him an emo makeover courtesy of Hot Topic, added about 100.lbs and just a dash of sugar in the tank, you'd get Eon McKai. 
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#242144 - 05/05/07 06:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Meh, I figure she was up late channel surfing after a couple of cocktails, saw an ep of the Drew Carey Show and figured it was a reality show all about her.
If I'm wrong, and VH1 really have just totally given up on programming ideas, then I can simply predict:
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#242145 - 05/05/07 08:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Her work with the Free Speech Coalition amuses me. Her speech should be supressed.
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#242146 - 05/05/07 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Her work with the Free Speech Coalition amuses me. Her speech should be supressed.
True. Brilliant move to entrust her and David Stanley aka Applesaucer to lobby the California legislature on anything which requires eloquence, intelligence, and most importantly, sobriety. Another example that porn is generally comprised of idiots.
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#242147 - 05/05/07 10:54 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Mary could definitely lobby for the Slurred Speech Coalition.  David Stanley, on the other hand, is just 
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#242148 - 05/05/07 01:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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How the fuck do you lose a baby? Did she put it on the roof of her car while she was loading groceries? Did she leave it on a chair in a bar?
  
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#242149 - 05/05/07 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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aren't rehab facilities licensed? How will they keep their license to operate as a medical treatment facility for rehab? They can't compromise treatment of the other patients by having a bunch of cameramen and a sound crew running around the entire time.
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#242152 - 05/06/07 09:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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There is no such thing as bad publicity.
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#242154 - 05/14/07 10:45 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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I'm waiting for the casting call for "rehab therapists" and "rehab patients", it just sounds like its a porno script.
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