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I say Burglar, but Moxie's trumped him in the Captain Save a Ho catagory.

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Any of you guys purchased PopWhore yet? What's her deal? I picture her putting spinners on an Eames chair for Burg and call it Design Within Reach Around.

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Fuckin' Baby Gia, truly a one of a kind class act...

Gia merits her own reply(ies) and side thread in this overall thread. First, the Eames chair quote/concept is classic Gia....thank you my dear for making me laugh heartily on so many levels and fronts. And no i have not purchased Popwhore yet, I am still trying to find this ephemeral "leisure class" she dromes on and on about while getting splooged upon by the likes of Ryan "Definitely NOT in the Leisure Class" Knocks...

I often wanted to collaborate with Baby G on a book about strip clubs. The whole gamut, from proper etiquette to do's and don'ts, to techniques (like how to ALWAYS get the customer to splooge in his pants SUBTLY, emabarrass the shit out of him and extract a hefty tip, all the while GUARANTEEING he will be back for more based on what she SAYS to him!), and getting the $$most$$ out of your experience (both customer and stripper, cuz I feel between us we have a lot of overlooked insight). Gia has a solid grounding in customer service, and is genuinely concerned snd conscientious with doing a good job no matter what she does, and in making sure her customers are satisfied. She has dropped hints to that effect in many of her posts, AND even with her website, which she herself scoffs at as being the product of her "laziness", you can see her focus on marketing and customer satisfaction (which in the case of her porn and career, means making it easy for her fans to splooge as much and often as possible. "Throughput", the business concept of whatever you do or produce, make it as streamlined and easy as possible.) If she and I ever put together such a book, I KNOW it would be a hit. There' another XPT Vixen whom I want to collaborate with on a Book, but I fear she is being swallowed up by other ventures and wont have time for little ol' me.

But as for Gia, there is something profound I feel compelled to say, and at the risk of emabarrassing her or myself, let me just say I mean this as the most OBJECTIVE compliment possible, even though I have pissed Gia off in the past and treated her kinda crappily. All I can do is hope she is as forgiving as she is sharp and hott. ALL THE XPT Gang loves Gia, much Like Holly Randall.

In the subject of Escorts, I have stated that I would never pay the seemingly absurd and ridiculous rates that certain pornstars charge for "Sterile" 1-2 hour fan fuck encounters. Not my style and I am not interested. However, the only Pornstar I would (and did, ever so briefly when she first joined XPT, from a fantasy point of view) consider as a potential escort-type "date" was in fact baby Gia.

I pictured her in something like (for our first time/date) a non-sex (more or less) 4-5 day jaunt back home to New England, where she would be my date to a Marketing Convention where I was one of the Speakers. I'd book first class on a Redeye flight out of John Wayne in Orange County, but earlier in the day before the flight, I'd have her come down to Fashion Island in Newport Bay and pick out her wardrobe (or some of it anyway, we'd only have a couple hours) for the 2 day event marketing plus an extra day for sight seeing (like going to visit Jamesn in Cambridge and I KNOW Gia would have to dress up for that...In fact I envision me probably leaving Gia at Jamesn's mansion in a scene straight out of Pretty in Pink, except we are both wealthy and neither of us has pink hair or Jon Cryer's Nose.)

Towards the end of the trip, if I was Horny, and if GIA was overall PLEASED with the whole experience and enjoyed herself, I might offer up a $500 tip (or gucci bags?) in exchange for one (1) patented GIA JORDAN act of cum gobbling. I'd have to figure out what made Gia more horny though in order for her to be willing to gobble...would it be the 500 bucks itself, all the goodies taking her shopping, or perhaps, Gia does possess a heart of appreciation and would want to grant a dying Burglar such a wonderful gift ....?