Gentlemen, dust off your finest Sunday-go-to-meeting wear. Ladies, please take those badly thought out dress purchases from the back of the closet. It's par-tay time!



I hope that Luke plans to attend, with his Speedlight problems behind him. The chunky but funky Stevens sisters will be there, and the rest are just so caption-worthy.

Holy shit someone call the Meeth Police, and kick that dickhead Donny Long in his sack, if you can find it.

Is Kat actually "hosting", or did Mr Long just trip over her emaciated carcass in the driveway on his way to Kinkos to print up flyers?

I just want to see the pictures. I think Luke could possibly outdo himself on this one.

Why do the faggots in the upper left & right get the b&w Calvin Klein treatment but not the nasy whores?

Beware the creepy xpt cyber stalkers!