19072 Members
14 Forums
40358 Topics
614269 Posts
Max Online: 1680 @ 12/05/25 07:10 AM
|
|
|
#241822 - 05/03/07 11:27 AM
Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
|
Since no one else has picked up on Mary's appearance on PrimeTimeUncensored, allow me to pull the highlights from Gene Ross's piece on AdultFYI.com I've spent time with Mary over the years, so I know just what a flake she is off camera. Let's take this paragraph: "You raised your IQ by fifteen points," quipped Fattorosi noting Mary's lack of blond locks. Carey was first saying she had dyed her hair but then admitted it was a wig and that this was a stunt for TMZ.com's benefit.
"I told TMZ I cut it off and dyed it," said Carey." How dumb is this? Did TMZ pay her money to cut her hair and change the color? Will she pay them back after admitting to the world that she'd simply bought a fucking wig?"In fact, Carey admitted that her career has been a carefully orchestrated one with media alerts, and that she merely plays stupid because that's her character. Some would disagree. "I pretend I'm stupid," Carey continued. "My image is playing a dumb, bubbly blond. That is what I play. Blond stupidity sells." Carey said Paris Hilton uses basically the same tactics borrowed from Fifites icon Marilyn Monroe to her advantage." Sorry, but if she was that good an actress, mainstream Hollywood would've kicked her door down years ago, clamoring for her signature on a contract. Instead, we've seen her ricochet from one public spectacle to another across the country. From being kicked out of hotels in Vegas to pissing in her boyfriend's suitcase to public outpourings of drunken emotion. These are not carefully orchestrated media stunts. A carefully orchestrated media stunt moves your career forward[./b]
_________________________
I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241824 - 05/04/07 12:53 AM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
|
aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!.......Mary Carey needs to ride off into the sunset and never return.
_________________________
Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts...  - faggypatty
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241825 - 05/04/07 10:21 AM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
|
right. i'm sure it takes a lot of smarts to let people dunk your head in a toilet. the retarded apple doesn't fall too far from the retarded tree.
side note: i see the toilet graemlin, but one with someone dunking the head would be appropriate as well.
_________________________
"if you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today."
Spider Jerusalem
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241826 - 05/05/07 01:48 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
|
I like Mary and she isnt retarted or dumb. I met her last year at the Free Speech Coalition's Lobbying Days. We were actually paired up to walk the Capitol and lobby different legislators. They literally fought to make sure that Mary paid a visit to their office.
This year we were paired again and I got a chance to know her a little better this time. Howard, her ex, wasnt around riding shotgun.
Overall, Mary is a bright woman. She does know how to get media attention and Mark @ KickAss did a great job promoting her and teaching her to talk in sound bites. She is not retarded nor is she dumb. She plays it rather well though, but she does have issues and is currently in casting for Celeb Rehab which should air on VH1 later this year.
Mary is taking the rehab seriously and wants to use it as a way to get better. She has more potential to cross over than many other girls in the industry. She already has the contacts and knows how to use them.
Her image is stuck though and it needs to be seriously revamped. She is quite talented. She's friendly and outgoing and has a unique way of breaking down people's walls when talking to them and she does it disarmingly. She did a great job lobbying for the industry. She really was the only female performer there this year. She takes it seriously. How many "porngirls" would fly from Miami to Sacramento after feature dancing for 4 days just to talk to some old grumpy guys for no pay for 2 days ? I give her credit for caring about the industry.
She's going to be starting a show on PrimeTimeUncensored.com on May 14th @ 5pm. Im not sure how long it will last (hands clasped praying) because she will be shooting for VH1 within the next couple of months.
Perhaps we will see a "new" Mary Carey or perhaps not. Either way, she is entertaining. She might be a trainwreck at times, but she is not dumb.
Michael
PrimeTimeUncensored.com
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241827 - 05/05/07 02:26 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
|
Michael, you're in the unfortunate situation of having to be nice to everyone. In Mary's case, I would suggest she adopt the Lincoln approach: better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
_________________________
I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241829 - 05/05/07 02:57 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
|
"Mary Carey Gotta Eat" (Copyright, Monstar 2007)
_________________________
I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241830 - 05/05/07 03:02 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
|
Quote:
She has more potential to cross over than many other girls in the industry. She already has the contacts and knows how to use them.
Michael, I'd like to for you to say this to Monstar's face--you two could be the surrogates in a Mary v. Stormy knife fight over who's the bigger "crossover" star.
C'mon, Mary is a joke. Has she shot a scene in the last 12 months? She lost to Gary Fucking Coleman. The only people who voted for her are probably the same people that elected the class nerd as student government president in high school. Her only ongoing mainstream connection is Howard "no K" Stern, who himself is increasingly marginalized, and he only has her on the show to make fun of her. Michael, I respect that you need to defend her, God knows she needs some normal people near her to steer her back to reality. But c'mon...this whore (and I use that term loosely) is about twelve short of a dozen. Keep us the good work on PTU.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241831 - 05/05/07 03:03 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
|
Michael, what exactly are these talents you speak so highly about? Does she twirl the baton? Play Chopin on the piano? Surely you don't mean her ability to analyze political issues or act?
_________________________
"This thing is ready to do damage!"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241832 - 05/05/07 03:03 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/14/07
Posts: 63
Loc: Hollywood
|
Wow, does this guy hate anyone? When you are going to bat for Mary Carey of all people. And pornlaw, please tell us what she has to do with porn these days?
_________________________
Stay Classy, San Diego!
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241833 - 05/05/07 03:09 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
|
Let's throw this open to the group. Which word or phrase best describes Mary Carey?
Naturally, as the creator of the poll, I have no opinion on this matter.
_________________________
I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241834 - 05/05/07 03:16 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
|
Willie- if Michael is talking about name recognition, then there are people who know Mary Carey's name who don't know porn. They laugh at her, but Paris followed the same paradigm. Of course Paris has publcists like Dan Klores and Eliot Mintz, which helps alot.
When it comes to cross over potential, I stick by my assesment that Ava and Mia have some potential based on their being porn star siblings. I could see them on a VH1 show or something of that Ilk. Sadly, I don't think they will get their act together before that window of opportunity closes.
_________________________
"This thing is ready to do damage!"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241835 - 05/05/07 03:37 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
|
Trust me I dont have to be nice to everyone, that's not my job, I prefer not to be. Actually, my job is to be the pitbull that wont let go.
Im not saying she's Einstein, or that she's going to end world hunger or find a cure for cancer. Yes, she has issues and demons. Most, if not all of us in the industry do, even those that contribute on porn message boards.
Moxie, of all people, who calls himself Captain-Save-A-Ho and steers prosties into education, you should realize not all whores (and I also use that term here loosely as well) have no redeeming qualities. Some do. Mary is one that does. She has a way that doesnt show up in the tabloids or in porn. Its sometimes hard to tell though. The best description for it would be to say she is engaging. There are Sentors and Assemblypeople that love this girl.
Moronboy - one of the aspects of rehab is to be open and honest with your addiction. Did you see the drunk Hasselhoff video ? So having it filmed is not that far off. AA meetings are very open.
For WilleD and crispinglover -- Im working on it.
And Conky, you forgot to include a option for All Of The Above.
Michael
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241841 - 06/03/07 09:54 AM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
|
Quote:
if she's stupif or smart to me is not an issue, she's hot and fucks on camera for the viewing pleasure of many. dat in my book is good.
Well, at least we know your bias isn't for the smart contingent.
_________________________
Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241843 - 06/03/07 12:54 PM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Anonymous
Unregistered
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
if she's stupif or smart to me is not an issue, she's hot and fucks on camera for the viewing pleasure of many. dat in my book is good.
Well, at least we know your bias isn't for the smart contingent.
I would like to know why generationsex has such difficulty spelling the word "THAT" in his posts.
He "Graduated" with "Dr." Sharon Mitchell.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#241845 - 06/04/07 10:56 AM
Re: Mary Carey: "I pretend I'm stupid"
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
|
Quote:
if she's stupif or smart to me is not an issue, she's hot and fucks on camera for the viewing pleasure of many. dat in my book is good.
Go back to ADT, you mouthbreathing cocksucker.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
770
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
) 
Previous Topic
Index
