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Burg, I could never corrupt an innocent such as you. Look at what I did to Luke! You don't want to share his fate, do you? Can you not see that I am poison?

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Eh, in my case a little poison wont matter I'd just like to close my eyes for the final time with an awesome image in my head, you know....I mean, the Grand Canyon, the Sea of Tranquility, One of Ceara's Bunny Pictures...they'd all be nice peaceful beautiful things to conclude upon. But, check me on this XPT users, would any of those, or anything else compare, to the image/picture of looking down and having one's pulsating pistoning Penis inside Holly's incredibly sexy mouth, with those "Bette Davis" Eyes of hers looking up at you and that ridiculous tongue thingy she does burned into your mind....? Check me on this, am I losing my mind or am I onto something here???

OMG, I think I just made the most perverted comment/post ever with respect to Holly...I just said that I want to put my penis in her mouth. NOW try and tell me you still respect me Ms Randall!! Go on, admit it! I am now a disgusting evil man, in your eyes right? I am a four wheeled pervert and you will never talk to me again or have anything to do with me right? Ergo....now that I have in fact lost your respect, I can now actually HAVE that blowjob, right? Yessss! Circular reasoning prevails again!

Or does Holly know I am kidding and still "luv" me for the real luvable burglar she has come to know and trust all this time? Besides, you rmum would "smack" me for saying I want a Blowjob from you, right? Or would she "applaud my unrepressed sexual expressionism" and the fact that I dont let my crippledness stop me from chasing after an unattainable goddess like Holly?

Shit, I just circle-jerked myself into the ground screwdriver fashion....HELP! Holly, HELP! Throw me a rope!