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#241798 - 05/03/07 09:29 AM
Luke To Go Postal?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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 It's been coming a while, but the above shot should illustrate that after being shaken to within an inch of his life by an AVN staffer, Luke has decided to go Bronson. According to a phone tap on his landlord, Luke has been leaving his hovel late at night wearing a long, dark coat only returning hours later smelling of cordite and blood. Has a porner you know gone missing lately? Has anyone who spoke out against Luke failed to show up on set? Is John T Bone expected back in LA soon?
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#241799 - 05/03/07 09:32 AM
Re: Luke To Go Postal?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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nice dresser, luke 
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#241801 - 05/03/07 10:18 AM
Re: Luke To Go Postal?
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Registered: 10/21/05
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If you look closely at the reflection in the TV screen, you can see the sort of abject squalor Luke chooses to live in.
Mr. Ford, if you truly wish to be our Moral Leader, you might do well to tidy up the house once in a while...just look at all the crap strewn on the floor! 
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#241807 - 05/03/07 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Are you thinking late 90s because of the tv or did you really see that picture then?
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#241810 - 05/04/07 06:12 AM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I don't know Luke personally, but his feelings for the buisiness seem conflicted and self loathing at best. I don't find it all that implausible that Luke could walk into some porn party one night and in his Aussie accent say "smile for my camera of death" and start shooting up a room full of pornographers whores and hangers on.
Party on!
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#241813 - 05/04/07 12:37 PM
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Registered: 08/25/06
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#241815 - 05/04/07 10:10 PM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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once you've had the best...you may as well call it a day
Wow... just wow. Damn that's funny, good one, hehe...
hey hey. after you give me some of that fine randall lovin' i have read about on the internet, i'll be sitting right next to ol' luke in the hovel witha gun to my chops ala mel gibson style circa lethal weapon 1
lets make it happen blondie
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#241818 - 05/05/07 11:22 PM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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once you've had the best...you may as well call it a day
Wow... just wow. Damn that's funny, good one, hehe...
hey hey. after you give me some of that fine randall lovin' i have read about on the internet, i'll be sitting right next to ol' luke in the hovel witha gun to my chops ala mel gibson style circa lethal weapon 1
lets make it happen blondie
Monstar, I respect you too much as a human being to defile you in such a way.
ummm, Holly? Havent I earned the right, after all these months of being your loyal loving Burglar, to finally earn your "disrespect" so that I can be defiled???? If not, then tell me how to go about losing your respect?? OMG, I am so close, i can feel it!!!!
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#241819 - 05/05/07 11:25 PM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Burg, I could never corrupt an innocent such as you. Look at what I did to Luke! You don't want to share his fate, do you? Can you not see that I am poison?
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#241820 - 05/05/07 11:26 PM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I am so close, i can feel it!!!!
Wheel it away from the light, Burg! Double time! 
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#241821 - 05/05/07 11:40 PM
Re: Holly, how big were Luke's Boogers?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Burg, I could never corrupt an innocent such as you. Look at what I did to Luke! You don't want to share his fate, do you? Can you not see that I am poison?
Eh, in my case a little poison wont matter  I'd just like to close my eyes for the final time with an awesome image in my head, you know....I mean, the Grand Canyon, the Sea of Tranquility, One of Ceara's Bunny Pictures...they'd all be nice peaceful beautiful things to conclude upon. But, check me on this XPT users, would any of those, or anything else compare, to the image/picture of looking down and having one's pulsating pistoning Penis inside Holly's incredibly sexy mouth, with those "Bette Davis" Eyes of hers looking up at you and that ridiculous tongue thingy she does burned into your mind....? Check me on this, am I losing my mind or am I onto something here???
OMG, I think I just made the most perverted comment/post ever with respect to Holly...I just said that I want to put my penis in her mouth. NOW try and tell me you still respect me Ms Randall!! Go on, admit it! I am now a disgusting evil man, in your eyes right? I am a four wheeled pervert and you will never talk to me again or have anything to do with me right? Ergo....now that I have in fact lost your respect, I can now actually HAVE that blowjob, right? Yessss! Circular reasoning prevails again!
Or does Holly know I am kidding and still "luv" me for the real luvable burglar she has come to know and trust all this time? Besides, you rmum would "smack" me for saying I want a Blowjob from you, right? Or would she "applaud my unrepressed sexual expressionism" and the fact that I dont let my crippledness stop me from chasing after an unattainable goddess like Holly?
Shit, I just circle-jerked myself into the ground screwdriver fashion....HELP! Holly, HELP! Throw me a rope!
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