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What's funny about the whole "Sugar Daddy" thing is that I'm the exact opposite-- for some reason I always date men who are really broke. I love the whole starving artist personae. But I think I date them for an equally fucked up reason-- I like men who need to be taken care of. I'm always attracted to guys who have the "wounded bird syndrome"; it's like they are my little projects to work on. I think it's so that they can provide enough of a distraction so that I don't have to focus on myself and my issues. Plus then I feel needed, and I suppose that deep down that assures me they will never leave me.

Like how I've made this topic about me? Seriously though, back on subject-- has anyone here heard of the "Millionares Club"? I guess it's a group where men who net a certain amount of $$ every year can be matched up with beautiful, vapid women who are looking for rich men. Sounds fair to me-- both parties get what they want. I wonder though, how legit it is. Burg, why don't you join and let us know?




Ooohhhh!!! I give up!

Holly is "lucy with the football" and I am Charlie Brown trying so very hard to kick it. In this latest example, Holly/Lucy Yanks the football out of my way at the last second by telling (basically) that because I am not a pauper, I have a snowball's chance of ever holding her hand while reading Alice In Wonderland in a cozy Peet's Coffee house. Or me ever getting the chance to see her enjoying my patented Barbecued Salmon and Lamb Chops, topped off with me spoon feeding her pumpkin mousse I made myself.

And to think Luke was able to not only be with Holly, but she even wore his undergarments in a semi-public pool.

I am having a crisis of self confidence and Identity. Why o why wont Holly Randall love me? She is way too intelligent to let a stupid wheelchair get in the way, right? I mean, she knows that once "you have a man on four wheels, you never go back!" Right???


I can be a wounded bird for christ sakes!!! "tweet tweet...OW! Tweet... Ow! Tweet Tweet....Fuckin' OW!"

Holly is sooooo above average.....
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