I am deeply prejudiced against Norwegians, I just cant stand them for some reason. I will never hire a Norwegian, except if it is Miss Norway and I am paying her for sex...I have a sinking suspicion that Steve Holmes is actually Norwegian, born in Oslo and placed in a picnic basket and tossed into the North Sea as an infant by his distraught 15 year old mother who was frightened by his ridiculous penis, thinking it some kind of bad omen.

Down with Norway, Down with Steve Holmes. Boo.