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the first time you said, "Husband, you're not fucking my ass tonight because I have to shit in a bag", I'd be reaching for the latex gloves and lead pipe.



That's just silly. Replace the word "bag" with "toilet" and I'm as special and worthy of ass-fucking as much as the next lady If you're put off by the whole dom act, just think of what a great hate-fuck I'd be...