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#241473 - 05/02/07 09:28 AM
Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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I'm sure many, if not all of you have heard of this game before. Someone lists three people, and then you have to respond as to which one you'd Marry, which you'd Murder, or which you'd Fuck. Pretty self-explanatory, but it can get funny when people provide their reasons too.
I'll get the ball rolling:
Jenna Jameson - Taylor Rain - Aurora Snow
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Marry: Aurora Snow - She's a hottie, does killer anal, and doesn't seem overly annoying. Plus she's had some college so it wouldn't be like talking to a doorstop.
Murder: Jenna Jameson - No contest, besides with all the meth, and the limited b/g scenes she wouldn't be good for either of the other two.
Fuck: Taylor Rain - I don't care what anyone says, I think this bitch has/had serious stroke value, not too mention she does/did some extreme anal. Although, I'd try to make her call me Tyrone while we're doing it.
Anyone else wanna give it a try?
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#241474 - 05/02/07 01:27 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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marry jenna, she still has enough name recognition to earn some dough. and stupid enough to fuck up the pre-nup.
fuck aurora just to hear the duck sounds.
and kill taylor. ayone retarded enough to ad mf to their initials doesn't deserve to breathe my air.
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#241475 - 05/02/07 03:15 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Gianna Michaels, Taylor Rain, Luscious Lopez Marry Gianna-I like the Big Tit Girls, what can I say. Plus she seems like fun and fucks like a storm.  But that's only after Gia Jordan turns me down.  KILL Taylor Rain- If I need to explain to you why to do away with this poster child for abortion rights, you haven't been reading this board for too long have you? She's a dumb,racist,lame whore.  Fuck Luscious Lopez - That big ass of hers, the long hair i'd love to pull on while violating her ass-why not?
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#241476 - 05/02/07 06:16 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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#241478 - 05/03/07 06:54 AM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I refuse to take part unless I can play Marry, Murder, Rape and have Gia loan me a ski mask.
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#241480 - 05/03/07 09:09 AM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I refuse to take part unless I can play Marry, Murder, Rape and have Gia loan me a ski mask.
Eh, fucking, raping... it's all the same really.
Let's see if anyone can come up with something for these whores... Gia Paloma, Ashley Blue, Katja Kassin.
marry ashley blue--of course we would have to just be "life partners"--then she could stick her fist down my throat every day :sighs: fuck gia paloma, cuz she is just a nice filthy whore... murder katja kassin, just because. OR, murder ashley blue for switching to alt porn and marry katja because i'm sure she could make a nice spaetzle. either way, i'm fucking gia paloma.
okay, here's three more: i'm picking all the chicks everybody likes at xpt: ceara lynch, holly randall, mia rose.
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#241481 - 05/03/07 09:25 AM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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okay, here's three more: i'm picking all the chicks everybody likes at xpt: ceara lynch, holly randall, mia rose.
Damn, this is a really hard one...
Marry: Holly, beautiful non-pornstar, has her shit together, and is an artist.
Murder: Ceara, a man can only be humiliated, and told he has a tiny wee-wee so many times before he snaps.
Fuck: Mia, she has a smokin' bod, but she'd have to wear the elf ears from Whorecraft or else she gets switched with Ceara.
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#241483 - 05/03/07 10:08 AM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/14/07
Posts: 63
Loc: Hollywood
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Holly has her shit together? I thought she just got back from rehab? What the fuck are you talking about?
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#241487 - 05/03/07 03:16 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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It figures you assholes would want to off me 
great minds think alike.
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#241490 - 05/03/07 03:30 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Whatever! I'm marriage material. You have no idea. 
hmmm...
Pros: you're cute, great body, wear little outfits, probably get real nasty after a few drinks
Cons: having to ziplock all your bodily fluids and dirty laundry to be mailed out...never able to eat a peanut butter/jelly sandwich again....
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#241491 - 05/03/07 03:41 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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okay, here's three more: i'm picking all the chicks everybody likes at xpt: ceara lynch, holly randall, mia rose.
Damn, this is a really hard one...
Marry: Holly, beautiful non-pornstar, has her shit together, and is an artist.
Murder: Ceara, a man can only be humiliated, and told he has a tiny wee-wee so many times before he snaps.
Fuck: Mia, she has a smokin' bod, but she'd have to wear the elf ears from Whorecraft or else she gets switched with Ceara.
I'm with VOD Guy, but there's no switching: Ears or No, I'm fucking Mia.
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#241493 - 05/03/07 04:44 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
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fuck it, i'll go against the grain.
ace-holly
wed-mia
bang-ceara
there's no rhyme or reason to life so why should this be different?
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#241494 - 05/03/07 04:53 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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the first time you said, "Husband, you're not fucking my ass tonight because I have to shit in a bag", I'd be reaching for the latex gloves and lead pipe.
That's just silly. Replace the word "bag" with "toilet" and I'm as special and worthy of ass-fucking as much as the next lady  If you're put off by the whole dom act, just think of what a great hate-fuck I'd be... 
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#241495 - 05/03/07 04:57 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Posts: 287
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#241496 - 05/03/07 05:19 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#241497 - 05/03/07 05:31 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#241499 - 05/05/07 08:42 PM
Re: Marry, Murder, Fuck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I'm surprised that hav2cit, C62, papercut, pamolive, and/or xvod haven't derailed this thread with "murder, murder, murder" as the three choices...
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