I wasn't gonna get into this, but since I've been called out...

King's absolutely right. I like Y'all, but you can be a whiny bunch of fucks sometimes. Always pining for the old days. I've been reading the archives extensively in the last two weeks. God there was some funny shit. Monkey and Arab had me pissing in my pants. James was even better than he is now. And of course the legendary Chickenmaster. Even the villains like S***TT, Sammura and Early Ryan Knox were larger-than-life and cartoonish. That stuff is Gold and my favorite threads list is long.

But guess what, people. Those folks ain't here any more. I don't know what happened to the Arab, and Monkey seems to be either dead or in jail. So what's your response to the matter? Do you step up to the plate and deliver for the team? No. You sit around whining like a bunch of middle aged losers whose glory days ended in High School, nursing a more expensive beer than you used to chug because your livers, and your funnybones, are not what they used to be. That's fucking pathetic.

I watch the "Who's Online" function and am amazed what I see: 13, 14, 17 people on line and no one's posting a thing for hours. Hours. And half or more are invisable, which says to me they're (a) intelligent and (b) probably old timers. Old timers doing nothing but whining.

So I swing and I miss. At least I step up the the fucking plate, Bornyo. I don't see you doing the same, or a lot of other old timers besides James. Sometimes I think that if it weren't for me, nobody'd be posting at all. I know that there's plenty of y'all that can do better than me. As my Grandfather used to say: Shit or get off the pot.

...And quit yer whining.