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#241290 - 04/30/07 11:32 PM People on my shitlist
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
This is going to be an unpopular thread, but I will forage on because I feel it needs to be said. The people on my shitlist are the xpt regs that bitch and moan about new posters and the demise of xpt as a whole. If you're not happy about the state of the union (xpt) then post more, regulate, change the direction of the board and quit whining. I'm relatively new here considering some of the older members and I fully understand that the Golden Age of XPT was Smiling Arab, Jamesn, Monkey, Willie D, Burg, Bornyo, Have2, Floof, Cleet with Gia J, Genny P et al., but enough already. I try to make some shit up and post random nonsense when I can, create a little mayhem, post a little humor, but it's only effective with the help of other regs that "know" the game to play along. So, I'm calling out all you old ass reg suckas to pick up the slack and participate otherwise quit the complaining.
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#241291 - 04/30/07 11:47 PM Re: People on my shitlist
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Dude, I've been busy. But, yeah, guilty here of complaining of what suckage the new crop of posters have brought to xpt.
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#241292 - 04/30/07 11:51 PM Re: People on my shitlist
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I say bring back Phil Owensmouth.
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#241293 - 05/01/07 09:15 AM Re: People on my shitlist
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I say bring back Phil Owensmouth.




Agreed, that dude rocked. I also miss Owen S Mouth.
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#241294 - 05/01/07 01:06 PM Re: People on my shitlist
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hey, i'm pretty sure i'm well over 100 posts since 4/1. some of them were obnoxious, some of them displayed a bit of consideration and some of them got tricia here. i'm only human, what do you want from me?


Edited by jamesn (05/01/07 01:08 PM)
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#241295 - 05/01/07 01:17 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Tricia Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
James- your comments made me post. Everyone can thank Gia for me sticking around for a minute.

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#241296 - 05/01/07 03:58 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Dude, I've been busy. But, yeah, guilty here of complaining of what suckage the new crop of posters have brought to xpt.




At least you're a hotty that can take it as well as dish it out (and got Tricia to stay for more than a moment-yay you!).
Well, back to posting less sucky stuff.
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#241297 - 05/01/07 04:42 PM Re: People on my shitlist
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5231
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
You guys sound like Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City: "Yeah, the Atlantic Ocean was really something back then"
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#241298 - 05/01/07 04:54 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
I'm on your shit list
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#241299 - 05/01/07 04:56 PM Re: People on my shitlist
jamitinjp Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/21/06
Posts: 113
Bring back Van Piles and N-Word!!!

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#241300 - 05/01/07 05:17 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
I was soooo hoping to see my name on a list of n00bz who have brought about the slow demise of XPT and contributed to an atmosphere that is so far removed from the veteran posters' beloved halcyon salad days that my mere avatar inspires pure and unmitigated hatred.

It's not too late to add me, King.

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#241301 - 05/01/07 05:43 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I was soooo hoping to see my name on a list of n00bz who have brought about the slow demise of XPT and contributed to an atmosphere that is so far removed from the veteran posters' beloved halcyon salad days that my mere avatar inspires pure and unmitigated hatred.

It's not too late to add me, King.




He doesn't do interracial.
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#241302 - 05/01/07 06:04 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#241303 - 05/01/07 08:41 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Quote:

I fully understand that the Golden Age of XPT was Smiling Arab, Jamesn, Monkey, Willie D, Burg, Bornyo, Have2, Floof, Cleet with Gia J, Genny P et al., but enough already.




Um,
Gen Padova's nose called me to let me know about this thread. Her nose was quite upset because your history, dear King, is a bit flawed.
The original XXXPT (pre-Monkey) people included: smartt, Gen (and her nose), Claire James, Lord Byron, internet pimp Robert Ferrera, Sir Greenly (sp?), Pornstar2pac, cleetus, JRV and a handful of others.
Those were the good 'ol days when a whore was a whore and you could always find a good chinaman to do your laundry.

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#241304 - 05/01/07 08:46 PM Re: People on my shitlist
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I believe you're forgetting someone, Owen. *whistles and rolls eyes*
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#241305 - 05/01/07 08:52 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Quote:

I believe you're forgetting someone, Owen. *whistles and rolls eyes*




How could I forget XPT's best bottom bitch? Shame on me.

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#241306 - 05/01/07 09:12 PM Re: People on my shitlist
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Look I was drunk that night, goddamit.
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#241307 - 05/01/07 09:16 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I believe you're forgetting someone, Owen. *whistles and rolls eyes*



**Coughs** I've been around just as long as Zenman and jrv, actually just a tad longer.
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#241308 - 05/01/07 09:21 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

I believe you're forgetting someone, Owen. *whistles and rolls eyes*



**Coughs** I've been around just as long as Zenman and jrv, actually just a tad longer.




Yep, but you still suck. You need a new avatar Chico- like the old Camel cigarette cartoon: "Four Years and still sucking".

You do get all the credit for elevating "fist-discipline" to an accepted business practice, though.

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#241309 - 05/01/07 09:28 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

The people on my shitlist are the xpt regs that bitch and moan about new posters and the demise of xpt as a whole. If you're not happy about the state of the union (xpt) then post more, regulate, change the direction of the board and quit whining.



I can only regulate TFH. I dont talk shit about industry people because I have to work with them. Most of the new posters do suck. Just like the economy or professional sports teams; expect things to go up and down. Its just the way it is. It will be good again, followed by a shitty period.

Quote:

I'm relatively new here considering some of the older members and I fully understand that the Golden Age of XPT was Smiling Arab, Jamesn, Monkey, Willie D, Burg, Bornyo, Have2, Floof, Cleet with Gia J, Genny P et al., but enough already.



Your not new anymore King. You've been here over a yr.

Quote:

I try to make some shit up and post random nonsense when I can, create a little mayhem, post a little humor, but it's only effective with the help of other regs that "know" the game to play along. So, I'm calling out all you old ass reg suckas to pick up the slack and participate otherwise quit the complaining.



Im too busy with work, jujitsu and other things to be on here all the time. As an "old ass reg sucka", I'm passing the torch to you. Keep doing your thing and I'll keep doing mine.
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#241310 - 05/01/07 09:35 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Yep, but you still suck. You need a new avatar Chico- like the old Camel cigarette cartoon: "Four Years and still sucking".



LOL, still trying to drag me into a meltdown, huh? You have your moments when your funny; but you will never be the monkey.

I change my avatars once a month, but now Im not. Your the one with the same one, yr. after yr.

Anyway, how are the trade negotiations going with ADT?
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#241311 - 05/01/07 09:46 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Damn I posted too soon, because your post before this one was actually good.

You can change your avatar all you want Chico but you will always be XPT's "Fist Disciplinarian"

If Tony was on the ball he'd change your posting title stat.

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#241312 - 05/01/07 11:54 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
as I said in another thread, I personally am NOT one to pine for the "good ol' days" or to rant about the sucky state of things here. Of course I have my opinion(s) on this, but test me (and my posts) on this King...as one of the "old guard", just what the hell did I ever do?? What? Hmmm, Huh???

Besides, I am always too busy writing self absorbed missives on my favorite topics du jour.....hookers, drugs, the evil that is cumfarting, and METH.
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#241313 - 05/02/07 12:13 AM Re: People on my shitlist
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
My original post turned out more critical than I had intended when I started it. I just have a low threshold for complaining and felt we'd be better served correcting the problem than wallowing in displeasure. As far as the names I listed that was only in reference to one of the high points for xpt I wasn't calling out any individual or any thing like that. It just seemed to me that the cure for any ill here is regs (myself included) picking up the slack. That is all.
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#241314 - 05/02/07 12:22 AM Re: People on my shitlist
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I was soooo hoping to see my name on a list of n00bz who have brought about the slow demise of XPT and contributed to an atmosphere that is so far removed from the veteran posters' beloved halcyon salad days that my mere avatar inspires pure and unmitigated hatred.

It's not too late to add me, King.




So, either my original post was really confusing or you have the reading comprehension of a 2 year old. I didn't list any "n00bz" and if I had you're too irrelevant to make the list anyway.
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#241315 - 05/02/07 12:32 AM Re: People on my shitlist
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Not to get in the way of a grand meltdown, but complaining about the new posters sucking is not exactly the new black.

I did a little research until I realized I didn't care that much. Here are a few I found:

Idiots fill xxxporntalk board - 07/20/04

On a serious Note - 02/15/05

The Cage is Dying!!!! - 07/14/05

nominations for worst new poster? - 09/07/06

etc.

Please carry on.
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#241316 - 05/02/07 04:19 AM Re: People on my shitlist
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


Besides, I am always too busy writing self absorbed missives on my favorite topics du jour.....hookers, drugs, the evil that is cumfarting, and METH.




You forgot your favourite topic, DaBurg...'Holly Randall: Chicken Soup For The Libido'.

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#241317 - 05/02/07 04:58 AM Re: People on my shitlist
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Not to get in the way of a grand meltdown, but complaining about the new posters sucking is not exactly the new black.

I did a little research until I realized I didn't care that much. Here are a few I found:

Idiots fill xxxporntalk board - 07/20/04

On a serious Note - 02/15/05

The Cage is Dying!!!! - 07/14/05

nominations for worst new poster? - 09/07/06

etc.

Please carry on.




You have excellent searching skills Grizz!

Bitching about "the good ol days" of a message board...

=

"I used to listen to *band name* way before they were popular, because I am just that cool."


Old or new, we're all responsible for the content of this board. You gotta beef about quality, fucking contribute, and try to make a difference.
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#241318 - 05/02/07 09:51 AM Re: People on my shitlist
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

I fully understand that the Golden Age of XPT was Smiling Arab, Jamesn, Monkey, Willie D, Burg, Bornyo, Have2, Floof, Cleet with Gia J, Genny P et al., but enough already.




Um,
Gen Padova's nose called me to let me know about this thread. Her nose was quite upset because your history, dear King, is a bit flawed.
The original XXXPT (pre-Monkey) people included: smartt, Gen (and her nose), Claire James, Lord Byron, internet pimp Robert Ferrera, Sir Greenly (sp?), Pornstar2pac, cleetus, JRV and a handful of others.
Those were the good 'ol days when a whore was a whore and you could always find a good chinaman to do your laundry.




It's not "funny" nor fun anymore knowing who you are behind a stupid username.

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#241319 - 05/02/07 02:35 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Gen,
You and I would have made great life partners.
Oh well.

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#241320 - 05/03/07 10:03 AM Re: People on my shitlist
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Gen,
You and I would have made great life partners.
Oh well.





So would Smelly Monkey and I.

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#241321 - 05/03/07 10:40 AM Re: People on my shitlist
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Does the name change mean you're leaving forever, Gen?
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#241322 - 05/03/07 04:15 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Does the name change mean you're leaving forever, Gen?





No...GEN will always be around. She is unable to live without me, I know this for a fact. She told me. She said "Burgy Boy, whores lie. I however, do not lie. Furthermore, I cant live without you. Okay, bye."

I havent been the same man since that wonderful bonding moment. Ironically, shortly after this "moment", I found myself hated and despised by a number of porn chicks...never figured out the correlation on that chain of events.
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#241323 - 05/03/07 04:25 PM Re: People on my shitlist
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
cough attentionwhore cough, i wonder if it has anything to do with her getting called out on raping her fans for every dollar that she can in the garage sale thread

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#241324 - 05/03/07 05:03 PM Re: People on my shitlist
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
oh shit i had'nt looked over since jeff's get job remark, what a beautiful melt down. talk about him hitting the nail on the head HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#241325 - 05/27/07 08:14 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Does the name change mean you're leaving forever, Gen?




I'd guess that she went over to the "other" side based on financial reasons. How many of her "fans" here were buying her stuff these days? By making the move, she has a much larger crop of suckers that will fall all over her to buy her used undies, memorabilia, and praise her. I don't say that as though it were a bad thing, just the reality of the situation from an outsider's viewpoint.
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#241326 - 05/28/07 03:54 PM Re: People on my shitlist
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Does the name change mean you're leaving forever, Gen?




I'd guess that she went over to the "other" side based on financial reasons. How many of her "fans" here were buying her stuff these days? By making the move, she has a much larger crop of suckers that will fall all over her to buy her used undies, memorabilia, and praise her. I don't say that as though it were a bad thing, just the reality of the situation from an outsider's viewpoint.




And unfortunately Don, 95% of whores have never experienced reality, and most likely would avoid it like the plague. That is what sugar daddies are for.
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