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#241232 - 04/30/07 03:00 PM
Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well, i have been in a bad way lately as some of you know, apparently on my last leg/wheel. the specialists I see and consult to try and eke out additonal months/years to my longevity and existence have, as of late, been simply asking me and telling me "What do you have to live for? whatever it is, focus on that and accentuate the positive in your life...find something that makes you want to Keep on "keeping on", because given the nature of your specific condition, your mind can be both a accelerator, and a brake, to your demise...." I have been away from XPT for a few days, but when I logged on again a little while ago, I discovered this picture, and I now have a desire to live to be at least 41, if not 42 years old, for the expressed purpose of getting at least one chance to sit across a table from Holly randall and watch her eat a gourmet dinner I prepare for her, complete with her licking her lips (and fingers, and whatever else she needs to, since I am a fucking awesome cook) as she does in this picture.  Holly, I owe you a lot more than a friggin dinner for providing me with a JOLT of inspiration to live as long as possible, thanks to this picture. You must know the effect and charm you have on poor wretched souls like myself since you went ahead and boldly posted this picture...given that I know you are involved with someone else, I understand there is no room in your life for my actual penis, but as a friend and admirer (which I hope is mutual), please accept my invitation for you (and your mum) to sit at my table JUST once and enjoy my culinary skills....and allow me, poor wretched soul that I am, to watch you eat what I prepare for you. If your current boyfriend is the insanely jealous type and you are still going out with him at the time of our dinner, by all means bring him along (although he may have to sit at a rickety card table in the corner.) Jesus H Christmas, this is the fucking hottest photo of the year so far...it's fucking insane... I am totally losing it here.... even a jerky banana is too much of an understatement to post in this particular case.
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#241233 - 04/30/07 04:25 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Knowing that you're financially capable of doing practically anything to make the best out of what little time you have left and that Holly Randall is the only thing you think can keep your motor running a little longer is absolutely the most tragic thing I've ever heard, and you might as well just wheel yourself into a corner and wait for Death's cool hand to tap you on your shoulder because you really have reached the end of the line.
I know you'll probably claim your post was satire, but come on, really, we both know it's not. After ten posts regarding Holly's magnificence, a claim of satire would have no credibility, and you're pushing, or have crossed, the hundred mark. Here's my suggestion: LIVE! Get the the fuck out of NorCal and set the world on fire! Blow thousands and thousands of dollars in Monte Carlo! Pay $50,000 to sleep with a REAL supermodel! Go to Beirut, buy some RPGs and launch them into Israel just for shits and giggles! Your options are endless! LIVE, brother, LIVE! I know we haven't seen eye to eye from time to time, but the thought of you just wasting away while pining for Holly Randall is very upsetting to me. Go raise hell, you uninspired fucker!      
And I've said it before and I'll say it again: Holly looks MUCH better when she's not trying to look sexy. I find this recent photo to be among her worst, and her tongue most definitely needs to remain in her mouth unless there is a penis or vagina on it.
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#241234 - 04/30/07 04:56 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Knowing that you're financially capable of doing practically anything to make the best out of what little time you have left and that Holly Randall is the only thing you think can keep your motor running a little longer is absolutely the most tragic thing I've ever heard, and you might as well just wheel yourself into a corner and wait for Death's cool hand to tap you on your shoulder because you really have reached the end of the line.
I know you'll probably claim your post was satire, but come on, really, we both know it's not. After ten posts regarding Holly's magnificence, a claim of satire would have no credibility, and you're pushing, or have crossed, the hundred mark. Here's my suggestion: LIVE! Get the the fuck out of NorCal and set the world on fire! Blow thousands and thousands of dollars in Monte Carlo! Pay $50,000 to sleep with a REAL supermodel! Go to Beirut, buy some RPGs and launch them into Israel just for shits and giggles! Your options are endless! LIVE, brother, LIVE! I know we haven't seen eye to eye from time to time, but the thought of you just wasting away while pining for Holly Randall is very upsetting to me. Go raise hell, you unispired fucker!
And I've said it before and I'll say it again: Holly looks MUCH better when she's not trying to look sexy. I find this recent photo to be among her worst, and her tongue most definitely needs to remain in her mouth unless there is a penis or vagina on it.
Your post actually is well received ... sure I am being silly/satirical/retarded, but I am also, without shame, enthralled with Holly. I dont know why, and I really dont care. It's just XPT/Porn/Internet related silliness wrapped in a highschool crush wrapper. She knows me, where I am comming from and that I am kidding (more or less); and trust me Random, I am LIVING dude, as best as I am able. I have spent the last couple of months traveling every week from Seattle, to Los Angeles, to Reno, to Vegas...back home to the Bay Area and back and forth, etc etc etc. Even my own family doesnt know where I am at right now (back in Buena Park, about to meet "Sabrina" for the third time this month.)
But posting actual, blow by blow accounts of, um, ah....me being blown by "super model"-ish call girls would be obnoxious, arrogant and, in the long run, boring as all hell (however, from now on, I will try and save certain parts of the conversations I end up having with these girls...they can be quite entertaining to say the least.)
Holly, on the other hand, is like an institution here....everyone loves her and, compared to the hackneyed, fucked up porn chicks out there who, behind their disigenuous smiles and faux statements of "Oh I love to swallow gallons of cum and have 34 dicks up my ass between the hours of 8 am amd 10 pm, everyday, except sundays when it is DOUBLE that, yada yada yada...." , Holly is a breath of fresh air (mixed with a suggestion of Strawberry edible Lube found in most Adult Novelty shops.)
I intend to rant and rave about Holly until I really do fucking croak...but I will try and throw in some other details about my other fun-filled escapades and shennanigans, like the fake epileptic fit I threw in Ruth Chris Steak House on Van Ness in San Francisco last week when they brought me my steak and it was totally OVER cooked after i specified 3 (three) fucking times to the HOTT-but-totally-brain-dead waitress "MEDIUM RARE...i.e. PINK all the way through...ok Honey? Got that?" I complained loudly, "Dammit! I wanted it Medium RARE! Look at this!! it is Brown all the way through...what the hell do I....ugh, wait....ahhhh!" .... then began to shake violently and drool, fell out of my chair and kicked the table next to mine spilling all their drinks....then after 30 seconds, i was "fine". I then Jewishly got them to let me have my meal for free in exchange for not suing them for Anguish.
See Random, I was practicing for when Ceara Lynch Wheels me into the Moonlite Bunny ranch this summer as part of our Perverted Older Crippled Invalid Brother/Younger Sister "field trip" to the whorehouse to help the brother get laid -type event....you wont want to miss that.
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#241235 - 04/30/07 05:04 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Well first off, I don't really know what to day, DaBurg. I didn't realize you had a progressive illness, and I'm very sorry to hear that. I do agree with Random that you should go out and indulge in all kinds of hedonistic activities-- don't forget that I'm boring now that I don't drink or party anymore.  As for my "sexy" pictures-- that photo is actually a joke, I don't actually think I look sexy there (in fact, I look downright silly). I was standing in for Justin during the Playgirl shoot to check the lighting, and I was imitating an exaggerated version of the pose that I would have him do. Same thing here, but I wasn't fooling around in this photo:  OK I don't know what my point was there, it's just my pride trying to emphasize my humility. 
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#241236 - 04/30/07 05:07 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Fucking Master
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#241238 - 04/30/07 05:20 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#241239 - 04/30/07 05:23 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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damn you randall. i'm trying to not fall into the legion of followers you have, yet this photo dictates i succumb.
jerking banana, say i!  jerking banana again!
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#241240 - 04/30/07 05:25 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
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#241241 - 04/30/07 05:26 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#241242 - 04/30/07 05:42 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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As a person with chronic life altering health issues, I can totally relate to what Da Burglar is talking about. If you are chronically sick and have to go see doctors all the time it wears on you’re mentally. Then when you think you’re at the bottom of the barrel something in porn comes a long to lift your spirits. Make no bones about it Holly is super sexy, but for me she and her mom are also a big inspiration. I got to interview Holly once and she is one of the nicest people I’ve ever talked to in the adult film industry. Cheers to you Holly and to you too Burglar, I hope you feel better and keep on keeping on my friend. 
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#241245 - 04/30/07 05:52 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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#241246 - 04/30/07 07:03 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Holly the first time you posted that picture I noticed your looking more lean and your arms seem more defined. Whatever your doing, keep it up.
Now that I've mentioned that. Can you please just blow the dying cripple already so this tired subject can be put to rest.
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#241247 - 04/30/07 07:18 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Holly the first time you posted that picture I noticed your looking more lean and your arms seem more defined. Whatever your doing, keep it up.
Now that I've mentioned that. Can you please just blow the dying cripple already so this tired subject can be put to rest.
Noooo, nooooo, nooo Moxie, this is great theater and if this is the third act to Da Burg, I say we need to let it play out. Da Burg, a Quasimodo type of character, and the lovely Holly, who continually charms this board with her natural beauty and innocense, plays out this Passion Play until the end (que Jethro Tull). Fuck, it's gotta happen and we all have to experience it.... 
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#241251 - 05/01/07 03:08 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Fucking Master
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#241254 - 05/02/07 12:41 AM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Noooo, nooooo, nooo Moxie, this is great theater and if this is the third act to Da Burg, I say we need to let it play out. Da Burg, a Quasimodo type of character, and the lovely Holly, who continually charms this board with her natural beauty and innocense, plays out this Passion Play until the end (que Jethro Tull). Fuck, it's gotta happen and we all have to experience it....
You made a really incoherent post, and made yourself look really stupid, just so you could equate me with Quasimodo....tsk tsk
And the really stupid thing is if you have read and followed me over the years, I basically acknowledge and portray myself as EXACTLY that.
Besides, I happen to know Holly Loves the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 
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#241255 - 05/14/07 10:59 AM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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Well first off, I don't really know what to day, DaBurg. I didn't realize you had a progressive illness, and I'm very sorry to hear that. I do agree with Random that you should go out and indulge in all kinds of hedonistic activities-- don't forget that I'm boring now that I don't drink or party anymore.
As for my "sexy" pictures-- that photo is actually a joke, I don't actually think I look sexy there (in fact, I look downright silly). I was standing in for Justin during the Playgirl shoot to check the lighting, and I was imitating an exaggerated version of the pose that I would have him do. Same thing here, but I wasn't fooling around in this photo:
OK I don't know what my point was there, it's just my pride trying to emphasize my humility.
If you still have sex, then you're still fun. However, it is silly but thats part of what makes it hot.
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#241256 - 05/14/07 11:00 AM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Registered: 05/31/03
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Loc: TX
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
Need a date, Holly? I'm available. 
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#241257 - 05/14/07 11:24 AM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
Need a date, Holly? I'm available.
Hehehe, my dates are two guys in my crew.
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#241258 - 05/14/07 11:29 AM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
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you have a crew? is that like a street-gang? Quote:
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
Need a date, Holly? I'm available.
Hehehe, my dates are two guys in my crew.
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#241259 - 05/14/07 01:32 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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you have a crew? is that like a street-gang?
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
Need a date, Holly? I'm available.
Hehehe, my dates are two guys in my crew.
No, my team at the studio-- our director Onxxx and associate photographer Thomas Rifter.
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#241260 - 05/15/07 08:36 AM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Hehe... I'm glad you like this photo because I'm wearing zero makeup, and that's my hair when it dries naturally.
BTW, totally off subject, who's going to the FAME awards? I think I might attend since we were nominated, but I wasn't there last year. Since I normally look like above photo, and I don't go out and party anymore, I'll take any good excuse to dress up. I have a dress I'd really like to wear, but I'm afraid it might be a little dressy. What was it like? Can I get away with fanciness? DaBurg, you should attend-- it's coupled with Erotica LA...
Need a date, Holly? I'm available.
Hehehe, my dates are two guys in my crew.
Your finally going to try a DP? Good for you. 
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#241262 - 05/15/07 05:57 PM
Re: Holly Randall = Spam????
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#241263 - 05/15/07 07:29 PM
Re: Holly Randall, the Cure for Terminal Illnesses
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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#241265 - 05/16/07 01:37 AM
Re: Holly Randall = Spam????
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Registered: 10/21/05
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I wouldn't worry about it...from what I've seen over at AZT, this Ramsey guy could be sitting in a Ferrari Enzo overlooking Monte Carlo on a beautiful sunny day whilst getting sucked off by Jessica Alba and listening to his lottery numbers coming up on the radio, and he would still find something to bitch about.  Seriously, check out any of his other posts...it's just bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, with some occasional grousing, whinging and moaning thrown in as well just for variety. 
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#241266 - 05/16/07 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I used to get in trouble for sending Ramsey PM's on adt telling him he was a faggot then propositioning him for all sorts of horrible sexual stuff.
Ramsey is a total faggot. He's obsessed with male talent like nobody save for John West Fan and most of his posts are regarding their penis size.
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Right on Good little girl, you really know your crippled invalid friends well huh? Tell them Gigi, tell them how I have literally Bounced around the western united states for the last 2 months, never laying my head down in the same city, hotel or Brothel for more than 2 nights in a row!
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