Knowing that you're financially capable of doing practically anything to make the best out of what little time you have left and that Holly Randall is the only thing you think can keep your motor running a little longer is absolutely the most tragic thing I've ever heard, and you might as well just wheel yourself into a corner and wait for Death's cool hand to tap you on your shoulder because you really have reached the end of the line.

I know you'll probably claim your post was satire, but come on, really, we both know it's not. After ten posts regarding Holly's magnificence, a claim of satire would have no credibility, and you're pushing, or have crossed, the hundred mark. Here's my suggestion: LIVE! Get the the fuck out of NorCal and set the world on fire! Blow thousands and thousands of dollars in Monte Carlo! Pay $50,000 to sleep with a REAL supermodel! Go to Beirut, buy some RPGs and launch them into Israel just for shits and giggles! Your options are endless! LIVE, brother, LIVE! I know we haven't seen eye to eye from time to time, but the thought of you just wasting away while pining for Holly Randall is very upsetting to me. Go raise hell, you uninspired fucker!

And I've said it before and I'll say it again: Holly looks MUCH better when she's not trying to look sexy. I find this recent photo to be among her worst, and her tongue most definitely needs to remain in her mouth unless there is a penis or vagina on it.