Well, i have been in a bad way lately as some of you know, apparently on my last leg/wheel. the specialists I see and consult to try and eke out additonal months/years to my longevity and existence have, as of late, been simply asking me and telling me "What do you have to live for? whatever it is, focus on that and accentuate the positive in your life...find something that makes you want to Keep on "keeping on", because given the nature of your specific condition, your mind can be both a accelerator, and a brake, to your demise...."

I have been away from XPT for a few days, but when I logged on again a little while ago, I discovered this picture, and I now have a desire to live to be at least 41, if not 42 years old, for the expressed purpose of getting at least one chance to sit across a table from Holly randall and watch her eat a gourmet dinner I prepare for her, complete with her licking her lips (and fingers, and whatever else she needs to, since I am a fucking awesome cook) as she does in this picture.




Holly, I owe you a lot more than a friggin dinner for providing me with a JOLT of inspiration to live as long as possible, thanks to this picture. You must know the effect and charm you have on poor wretched souls like myself since you went ahead and boldly posted this picture...given that I know you are involved with someone else, I understand there is no room in your life for my actual penis, but as a friend and admirer (which I hope is mutual), please accept my invitation for you (and your mum) to sit at my table JUST once and enjoy my culinary skills....and allow me, poor wretched soul that I am, to watch you eat what I prepare for you. If your current boyfriend is the insanely jealous type and you are still going out with him at the time of our dinner, by all means bring him along (although he may have to sit at a rickety card table in the corner.)



Jesus H Christmas, this is the fucking hottest photo of the year so far...it's fucking insane...

I am totally losing it here....



even a jerky banana is too much of an understatement to post in this particular case.