Quote:
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Somehow I don't think "But honey, watching violent pornography is the only think that stopped me from becoming a serial rapist all these years" will get you a pass. Just saying ...
It's better than my usual response.
Her:
"What in the hell is it about this sick, perverse shit that turns you on so much?"
Me:
"Umm, uhhh, gee, I really, uhh, don't know, it just, you know, kinda does, you know?"
funny, it's usually my husband asking me, "what is it about this sick, perverse shit that turns you on?" and me trying to come up with something profound. so i just became a perverted bastard sitting around by myself jerking off to max hardcore pissing in whores' mouths. shenanigans.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful