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I just hate the idea of a stranger going through my house (and my underwear drawer).








yeesh, I miss a few days and all kinds of shit happens, in particular with the epitome of womanly charm and the most erotic woman in Porn, Holly Randall.

have no fear Holly Club Da Burglar Security is on the job, and in fact, we have already cracked the case! it took me a whole 17 seconds after i eliminated Sal Mckvey from the suspect list due to his extremely busy porn shoot schedule...fortunately sal is just TOO fucking busy shooting porn and doing interviews and specials for the Playboy Channel to have the time (or motivation) to break into your home, fondle your unmentionables, whack off on the Kitchen Table and then steal a bunch of shit.

So who does that leave? A person with the TIME, NEED for income, Motive for Revenge or retribution for imagined slights and overextended ego-bruising, plus someone with enough familiarity with your domicile's layout and what and where you keep your stuff, etc etc....

<da burglar takes out pipe, lights it and puffs 3 times> Ladies and Gentlemen, the identity of the Holly Randall Burglar/Underwear Fondler is:





No charge for this Holly. if you want i can come and "sit" guard for a few days outside your entryway, this may be my chance to make you that dinner (see other thread).


Seriously though, I am glad you are ok and nothing serious was taken.
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