2nd Scene: Long Jeanne Silver, and "The Wizard of the Unknown Femdom."
Jeanne describes how she met a cute guy in art school who was a really good dancer. So she invites him back to her place to fool around. Except she learns that he, "Doesn't usually to tricks with girls." No matter, Jeanne convinces him, she has some things that even a boy has.
Puzzled, they go inside and strip. Jeanne earnestly tries to get his dick hard, to no avail.
She exits briefly to the bathroom and you know what's going to happen when you hear the "hop...hop...hop" sound from around the corner.
The poor bastard's last lines in the scene are merely, "Oh, my God!"
Jeanne lubes up the stump, and in a few minutes has about half of it up the butt pirate's Hershey Highway, while flicking her own bean and getting off, too. OK, I won't show the nasty parts...
Jeanne is really enjoying this...
Oh, Hell...I lied...here it is...
