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#240148 - 04/23/07 09:21 PM
Sheryl Crow is insane
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Porn Jesus
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NEW YORK (AFP) - Sheryl Crow is suggesting a bottom-up solution to wipe away global warming: limit each trip to the bathroom to one piece of toilet paper, according to a statement on the US rocker's website. "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting," she explained. "I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required." "I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve.' The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage," she explained in the increasingly bizarre posting. "The design will offer the 'diner' the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product... this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold." Article
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#240149 - 04/24/07 06:58 AM
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I'm not buying it until they ban private airline travel. When Fat Albert jets one trip to promote his movie, he burns more carbon than 10,000 families will during a year. But then again, you should never listen to a fat man talking about consumption.
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#240150 - 04/25/07 12:41 PM
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I don't understand why the topic says she's insane. Personally I think this is quite a smart idea.
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#240151 - 04/25/07 12:48 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i have an idea! fuck toilet paper all together! let sheryl adapt her "dining sleeve" idea and design clothing bottoms with removable crotch liners to absorb all that poop, pee, and crotch sweat. i'm sure at least someone would go for it, if it meant not having to listen to "everyday is a winding road" ever, ever again. 
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#240152 - 04/25/07 12:57 PM
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Human Garbage
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Perhaps someone can explain to me how toilet paper could effect carbon emissions. Lots of TP in wast sludge would not have any effect. Its burning of fuels and exhaust from vehicles and manufacture that would impact global or warming.
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#240153 - 04/25/07 12:59 PM
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I don't understand why the topic says she's insane. Personally I think this is quite a smart idea.
I dunno man, I can just picture it now... you and Mrs. Loop are out for a nice dinner for your anniversary/birthday/whatever, and right after the appetizers (but before the main course), you wipe your mouth down the length of your sleeve, and then blow your nose into it. Not very romantic.
Later that evening, you excuse yourself to the men's room (so you can make room for dessert), and you use one square of T.P. to get the job done.... and then wash your hands repeatedly for the next ten minutes.
From my perspective, it seems like the Crow had one too many pot brownies, and started typing whatever came to mind. Hell, if we wanna save resources so much, why not kill all those people on death row so we can send their paper products to the less fortunate... afterall, less people means less wasted paper.
*Gets off soapbox* I'm sorry, I'm just sooo tired of musicians becoming cause-heads. Sheryl, Don Henley, The Beastie Boys, and probably a few others I'm missing, all need locked inside of a rocket and shot into the center of the sun.
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#240154 - 04/25/07 01:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Funny you should give that scenario because my gf's birthday is coming up soon. I think it's time I tell her about Cheryl's idea of saving the planet. I'm sure she'll be down, and dinner might turn out to be better than expected.
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#240156 - 04/25/07 01:42 PM
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*Gets off soapbox* I'm sorry, I'm just sooo tired of musicians becoming cause-heads. Sheryl, Don Henley, The Beastie Boys, and probably a few others I'm missing, all need locked inside of a rocket and shot into the center of the sun.
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#240159 - 04/25/07 03:59 PM
Re: Sheryl Crow is insane
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Hey Sheryl, instead of creating an entirely new clothing line centered around a "dining sleeve" to wipe your mouth and nose with why don't you just advocate people use washable cloth napkins similar to just about every restaurant in the entire country already does then we don't look like a bunch of fucking idiots wiping food on our shirts.
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#240162 - 04/26/07 06:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Fuck the toilet paper...Crow is taking steps back...i meen we alread developed the three sea shell technique we just have to figure out how to use it...
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#240164 - 04/26/07 07:04 AM
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I think we've found out, without a doubt, the reason Lance Armstrong dumped her.
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