This can't be true....is it? From
www.darwinawards.com:-
The porn industry is know for its unusual and unique personalities. Each one trying to out-do the next. Oddly enough, very few ever do attain true stardom.
This, I would like to submit as an honorable mention as no one was killed (close). Hopefully, this porn star has had her tubes tied in that she does not reproduce. Especially after this stunt.
Not many people are bold enough (or stupid enough) to decide upon the following: Just imagine agreeing to having your undergarments removed with a chainsaw. This is kind of like going skinning dipping in a pool of hungry piranhas. You know the outcome.
Our fated heroine decided to have her bra removed by a running chainsaw. Even Hollywood isn't this stupid. At least they have their stunt doubles, professionals, and visual effects. I can't imagine getting off enjoying having my underwear cut off with a chainsaw.
The porn star, German Sibylle Rauch, said it was the "worst moment of my life" as Marko Koenig cut through her breasts. He said "I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible."
I can't imagine trying to get in close enough with those teeth circulating at an incredible speed under a strap less than an inch thick laying flat against your chest. Of course, the worst would happen. Wouldn't they have thought of this....of course not. But, hey, everyone does something bizarre or kinky during the passion of the moment....some do absolutely moronic things.
The funniest thing is the comment made by the chainsaw operator. Now why didn't he pull out in time (I'll leave this one up for interpretation.).
Hopefully, our porn heroine has her tubes tied as this way we can avoid future generations cutting their bodies open with woods equipment.
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