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#239908 - 10/21/07 03:08 PM
Re: Kara Bear's Spectacular New Rack
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Fact: Kara Bear/Mynor is absolutely adorable and as soon as she starts doing anal, she will have my full support
Fact: Melissa Lauren's new tits look great. The fact that she likely did research to find out which surgeon would accept anal sex and blow in exchange for the installation does not make them less pleasing to the eye.
Please continue.
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#239909 - 10/21/07 03:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Kara was born in Ohio. Maybe Gigi could teach her. 
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#239910 - 10/21/07 03:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:
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Fake tits have scars
Fake tits look fake
Fake tits feel fake
Fake tits bounce fake
That's not always true; small or moderate augmentation in the hands of a qualified plastic surgeon look and feel real.
The majority of porn starlets, however, aren't capable of doing research, going on consults with more than one doctor, and always go way, way, way too big. They also don't give themselves a month to recover. You're not supposed to be bouncing on cock for at least a month after surgery.
Case in point. Remember Melissa Lauren's boob job? Here's what happened to her doctor:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285115,00.html
A good surgeon is really only half of the equation, you also got to have the right kind of tits. Even the best surgeon can't make perfectly nice looking tits look better. Girls actually have to need the improvement to get it. IMO.
BTW didnt Melissa Lauren rant and rave on here about how much she researched before going to that doctor?
Katja Kassin used the same doctor.
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#239917 - 11/17/07 04:48 PM
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#239924 - 11/17/07 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I take it that LD is short for learning disorder. This guy is a fricken idiot.
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#239926 - 11/17/07 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Jesus fucking Christ, King. That's quite a collection!
Do you suppose this chap is amongst those fanbois most desperate to get laid & or hope/pray that someday a porn whore will invite him to LA for a fanboi fuck flick?
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#239930 - 11/18/07 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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That fuckwad needs to leave his house, go to a bar, meet some real human women and pay them for sex.
Or he could just sit home jerking off to porn and pretending porn chicks are his friends. Whatever works best and keeps his DNA out of the general population.
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#239932 - 11/18/07 03:40 PM
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I thought it was "afan..."
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#239934 - 11/19/07 04:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This has got to be DownWithFags guy.
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#239939 - 11/23/07 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#239942 - 11/23/07 11:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Why would your brother move in with you when he got married? Makes no sense.
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#239944 - 11/30/07 05:00 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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lmao Kinq... Fatty McClydus... Quote:
And, he has no interest in porn at all.
He wouldn't even know who Ginger Lynn is. Not even "mainstream" Jenna Jameson.
He is convinced he would have been the best stunt-cock ever and says he prefers to "live it" and not "watch it".
If he can toss around the term "stunt-cock" and not know who Jenna is then I call Bullshit.
You sir..have shit up your status thread....
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