There are mail clerks on wall street and their are senior managing directors. I know a really good hot dog guy, he works on wall street. A real player on wall street would laugh at a million dollars. If you had a great analyst job on wall street making $5M-$40M per year you could set up your occasional jaunts to porn valley and fuck all the whores that escort and then go back to playing John Corzine.

Being a male porn star would suck. Having to hold off your O so some jack off can get the right camera angle. Whatever fun there was would rub off on the 20th straight day of shooting 2 scenes a day and having to hit ridiculous marketing parties every night when you admit to yourself just don't want to fuck again.

I'll keep my day job and play from time to time thank you. Would not trade places with Nick, sorry.