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#238854 - 12/17/07 01:31 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line

What does the first line say?

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#238855 - 12/17/07 01:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Pornado Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
Quote:

What does the first line say?






"for myself", i think.

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#238856 - 12/17/07 08:26 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
taint1974 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

Sanja -- probation violation









She looks like she might be a little bit slow so I guess that would help explain the really shitty tat.

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#238857 - 12/17/07 09:12 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
A tattoo that looks like a Sharpie...that's like painting your house with graffiti.
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#238858 - 12/19/07 08:28 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
She should get a tattoo on her forehead that reads "Idiot".
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#238859 - 12/20/07 08:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


amanda - dispensing liquor to a minor






Quote:


amanda - contempt of court







amanda - failure to appear



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#238860 - 12/20/07 09:17 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Nicole - DUI



If she was stil in jail I'd go bail her out and let her pay me back with relations.
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#238861 - 12/21/07 10:33 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
hillary, 19 - dui







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#238862 - 12/21/07 10:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
katie - dui



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#238863 - 12/22/07 08:26 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
denise - dui












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#238864 - 12/27/07 08:34 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
genniece - probation violation





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#238865 - 12/27/07 08:51 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
melissa - dui







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#238866 - 12/27/07 09:08 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Inna Sergeyvna Alekseyeva - contempt of court







inna - contempt of court



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#238867 - 12/27/07 09:25 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Inna is an Aryan dream.
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#238868 - 12/28/07 08:47 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Inna is an Aryan dream.




Inna is Slavic. I believe Nazis are split on the question of whether Slavs are Aryan or should be gassed and baked.
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#238869 - 12/28/07 09:31 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
anne - dui









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#238870 - 12/28/07 09:42 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jennifer - dui





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#238871 - 12/28/07 09:43 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland



2008: Another of year of drinking at home.


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#238872 - 01/01/08 08:56 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
This one's too funny looking not to share.



With her out of the way let's get to the strokeworthy ones.

Amber, 21, DUI


Ashley, 22, Failure to appear (multiple counts)


Crystal, 27, DUI

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#238873 - 01/01/08 10:51 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
wow!

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#238874 - 01/01/08 03:50 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Crystal, 27, DUI



I don't mean to offend Pinupmutant, but I would dearly like to nut on her face.
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#238875 - 01/01/08 06:27 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Crystal, 27, DUI






looks like she's a fitness model, nice body.









































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#238876 - 01/01/08 06:42 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
kimber - dui - she's got a little manjaw goin on, but she's kinda cute







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#238877 - 01/01/08 06:52 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
wendy - failure to appear - 32yo and she's still got it



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#238878 - 01/01/08 06:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jeannette - attempted strangulation





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#238879 - 01/01/08 07:22 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I was hoping for additional pictures of Ashley. You can tell there's photos of her and her friends drunk all over the internet in lesbionic poses.

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#238880 - 01/01/08 07:52 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I agree. I searched high and low for both Amber's and Ashley's profiles, but no luck.
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#238881 - 01/01/08 08:14 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
taint1974 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

jeannette - attempted strangulation







What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.

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#238882 - 01/01/08 08:25 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:


What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.




strangulation - the act of suffocating (someone) by constricting the windpipe

suffocation - killing by depriving of oxygen

She squeezed but not hard enough or long enough.


Edited by Fiend (01/01/08 08:26 PM)
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#238883 - 01/02/08 02:56 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Crystal's a 27 year old fitness model, just like Lori Lust!

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#238884 - 01/02/08 07:53 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild


In light of K1ng's fine detective work, I would like to amend my early post and advise that I would like to nut on her face, in her mouth, in her ass (possibly twice), and a final shot on her obscenely hard flat stomach.

It might take me a while to go five rounds, particularly since I will be taking my time.
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#238885 - 01/02/08 10:21 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
pumphog74 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
Quote:

jeannette - attempted strangulation



i wonder if she'd let me fishhook while simultaneously choking and butt-fucking her...

it can be done




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#238886 - 01/02/08 08:17 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jennifer - dui





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#238887 - 01/02/08 08:18 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
kimberly - dui



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#238888 - 01/03/08 08:48 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:


What is attempted strangulation? You either strangle someone or you don't, did she put her hands around someone's neck and not squeeze.




strangulation - the act of suffocating (someone) by constricting the windpipe






If thats the case then every guy that has ever tried to Gag Factor his girl should be in jail.
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#238889 - 01/03/08 12:22 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

Damn, the greater Boise, Idaho area has some pretty nice looking morally bankrupt chicas. I never would have guessed.

jennifer - drugs and underage drinking









the of this one is off the fucking charts. i'd love to give her a real mugshot i'm moving to idaho, that's all there is to it. i'm fuckin goin
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#238890 - 01/03/08 08:38 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mischa Barton's mugshot for her 12/27/07 DUI.



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#238891 - 01/03/08 09:07 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
She seems to have forgotten to bring her make-up artist to lock-up.

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#238892 - 01/04/08 07:20 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

jessica - disorderly conduct














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#238893 - 01/04/08 07:53 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
stephanie
-dui
-marijuana possession
-possession of drug paraphernalia











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#238894 - 01/04/08 08:11 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jacquelyn - temporary custody hold



tara - probation violation



aleea - failure to appear



amber - dui



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#238895 - 01/04/08 08:19 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I dunno grizz..
WTF



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#238896 - 01/05/08 11:56 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
my sharona - failure to appear



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#238897 - 01/05/08 11:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
merrrianne - burglery





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#238898 - 01/06/08 12:04 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
holly - probation violation



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#238899 - 01/06/08 12:11 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
brandi - failure to appear











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#238900 - 01/06/08 09:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
chelsea - probation violation







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#238901 - 01/07/08 04:42 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
She a double for some russian porn girl I saw last month ...
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#238902 - 01/08/08 09:29 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
ashley - failure to appear



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#238903 - 01/08/08 09:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
It's nice when they get arrested representing their high schools.

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