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#239004 - 01/30/08 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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About 8 out of those 10 "treasures" that Bornyo linked to need to stay buried.
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#239005 - 01/30/08 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#239008 - 01/31/08 01:05 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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morgan - failure to appear
By the way, who the fuck looks this happy after just having been arrested? She probably thought the whole situation was "quite a hoot".
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#239012 - 01/31/08 08:28 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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the closest i ever got to being arrested was hallucinating the police breaking down my front door to take me away. i actually saw the entire front lawn covered with officers, the driveway filled with cruisers. one of the cops broke the front door and walked in and grabbed my arm. then for some reason, i thought "this isn't real" and then POOF! it was all gone. i watched the front door un-break in reverse. my conclusion of this occurence was to go smoke another bowl. 
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#239016 - 02/02/08 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#239019 - 02/03/08 12:06 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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How about this variant,
Dear Kimberly,
I want you to know that Jesus loves you. Those of us that love Jesus love you. I love you.
I know you are in a terrible place right now, cold, alone, and worried that your cell-mate will sell you as a sex-slave for a half-carton of menthol cigarettes. I'm here to show you the way to accept the love of our lord Jesus into your life.
Ever since I saw your mugshot on a porn message board, the light of your good good heart dancing in your eyes along with the hazy fog from 13 shots of tequila all under a 'healthy' smear of mascara, I knew that I needed to save you. You need me to save you.
By accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, you will see the good in everyone, as I do. When I look at the pictures of you that have been posted on the porn message board, I don't see the tragic sobbing drunk with the weepy eyes, I prefer to see the trashy stripper in the two-piece white thong bikini, transfixing a room with your $700 Tijuana boob job. This is the Kimberly I want the world to see. You are loved.
Please accept this pocket-size book of scriptures my friend Shelley Lubben gave me. It will nourish your soul. I also enclose some of my mother's tollhouse cookies to nourish your body. I've told my mother about you, and she says she'd like to meet you one day. When I told mother about my love for you, she cried too. I'm not sure why.
Courage, my dearest. Take solace in the love of our lord, even in your darkest moments. I long for the day we can read scripture together.
With love from Jesus,
Soopergrizz
PS - how do you feel about anal?
 Halelujah Brother!
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#239020 - 02/03/08 12:24 AM
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Anonymous
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kristie - failure to appear
Looks like Jeb Bush's Daughter, Noelle, post rehab, of course:
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#239024 - 02/06/08 01:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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keri - failure to appear - she reminds me of Autumn Haze
This girl is biting her bottom lip. It looks like she is about to take a facial.
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#239028 - 02/07/08 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Happy you beat me to the punch on this. You had better pics ... For those not in the know, she was de-throned by Donald Trump for lewd pics. Some info and less interesting pics AP release via MSNBC
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#239030 - 02/07/08 02:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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 the best part is the "Listen to your dad" sign. Why, why, why? Oh, I just read that she was 17 when these pics were taken.
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#239031 - 02/07/08 03:17 PM
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Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada 2007...
What a difference a year makes.
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#239037 - 02/09/08 01:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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This thread makes me want to get arrested.
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#239039 - 02/09/08 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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EMILY, who turned 18 less than a month ago
POSSESSION OF CANNABIS LESS THAN 20 GRAMS, [2 small baggies of cannabis], a Misdemeanor
POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA, a Misdemeanor
Check your back pocket, Ceara ....
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#239040 - 02/09/08 11:26 AM
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Anonymous
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Assaulting a police officer
Come on, man. This thread is for hot chicks, not Commie Anti War Unamerican TerrorSymps.
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#239041 - 02/09/08 11:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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"Barbarella" was hot in her day ...
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#239042 - 02/09/08 04:58 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Assaulting a police officer
Oh God, it's that damn hairdo from "Klute". Jane did that flick waaay back and about 2 million women took on that do. Unforunately 99% of them didn't have her looks.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of hers. Christ she was born with a silver spoon up her proverbial, went through Ted Turner like nothing and now she's worth about 200 million.
Assaulting common sense. 
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#239045 - 02/09/08 08:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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I like this thread. However, I don't want it to get old or stale or uninteresting. I'm happy to continue on updating, but if it's gotten tired or boring or repetitive even, let me know. Poll it!
Keep it up partner, you're doing a great job.
I feel sorry for guys in the 20-25 age bracket these days. Can you imagine getting sucked in and marrying one of these banshees?
<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1200118507k1ng">
<p>Mugshots
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />I like it, continue on.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Enough already, let it die.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
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#239047 - 02/10/08 08:54 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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wtf?!? First lesson in posting ... DO NOT "quote" a poll.
Sorry about that. Just got so excited about the poontang in the thread that I had to give the guy credit.
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#239051 - 02/13/08 11:46 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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What crime would you be most likely to commit?
accessory to murder
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#239052 - 02/13/08 04:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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