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#238954 - 01/20/08 12:15 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
valerie - dui



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#238955 - 01/20/08 12:16 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
allison - battery



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#238956 - 01/20/08 12:18 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
meagan - probation violation



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#238957 - 01/20/08 08:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
madison - dui



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#238958 - 01/20/08 08:30 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
sariah - dui over .20 percent



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#238959 - 01/21/08 08:18 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
Allie Sin.



link: Smoking Gun


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#238960 - 01/21/08 10:55 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
What charge??




Imagine the extra paper needed to fully document her tattoos ......

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#238961 - 01/21/08 09:22 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Allie Sin.





oh boy.

I require more information about this situation. old mug, new? prostitution? drugs? meltdown on a JM set? anyone?
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#238962 - 01/21/08 09:23 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
camille - dui



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#238963 - 01/22/08 05:58 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
That's what she said Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
Quote:

Quote:

Allie Sin.





oh boy.

I require more information about this situation. old mug, new? prostitution? drugs? meltdown on a JM set? anyone?




Sadly, I know nothing more than what is covered in the Smoking Gun link under her picture. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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#238964 - 01/22/08 08:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
ariane - grand theft



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#238965 - 01/23/08 09:40 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

amanda - theft









amanda - probation violation



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#238966 - 01/23/08 09:52 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

ashley - temporary custody hold






ashley - contempt of court
- providing false information



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#238967 - 01/23/08 09:54 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
megan - failure to appear



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#238968 - 01/23/08 09:56 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
natasha - dui



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#238969 - 01/23/08 09:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
sissi - failure to appear



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#238970 - 01/24/08 04:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

amanda - theft









amanda - probation violation






... and decaying fast ...

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#238971 - 01/24/08 05:46 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


ashley - contempt of court
- providing false information





So she's back? King, do you know what Jail she is in and whether or not they accept care packages? Conjugal visits?

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#238972 - 01/24/08 08:36 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.
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#238973 - 01/24/08 08:41 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


ashley - dui



ashley - probation violation








ashley - failure to appear



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#238974 - 01/24/08 08:43 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
lyndzee chrishelle - dui



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#238975 - 01/24/08 11:27 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


LANIER, LISA ..........FELONY

1- VOP-POSSESSION OF OXYCODONE
2- VOP-GRAND THEFT
3- VOP-DUI



Now for bonus points tell me what update she is in at this website....

http://www.theatersluts.com

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#238976 - 01/25/08 11:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

hillary, 19 - dui










hillary - dui - driving with a suspended license





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#238977 - 01/25/08 11:37 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
kimberly - dui







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#238978 - 01/26/08 12:05 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I thought I'd seen Hillary before.

And shit, Kimberly is only 30. I thought she was older from the mugshot.
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#238979 - 01/26/08 10:23 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:







jasmin
- possession of marijuana
- possession of a controlled substance
- possession of drug paraphernalia






she's back elab.

jasmin - contempt of court



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287626-jasmin - contempt.JPG (5 downloads)

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#238980 - 01/28/08 06:35 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.




Here’s the letter, let’s hope everything works out.


Dear Ashley,

I know you and I have never met, but upon seeing your mug shots, on a porn message board, I decided I must write you. The way your smile belittles your own tragic situation, is a wonder to behold and I can tell just by the expression of kindness on your face that you are innocent of all the crimes to which you are accused. I want you to know I will put every effort into seeing these baseless charges against you dropped and you released immediately. In the meantime please enjoy the care package attached to this letter. I hope that you enjoy the home-made brownies and chocolate chip cookies. If you need to barter for drugs or curry favor with your cell-block Mom please feel free to use the watch I have enclosed.

Yours Until Parole,

h2c



What do you think, too loser-ish?

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#238981 - 01/28/08 08:16 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
How about this variant,

Dear Kimberly,

I want you to know that Jesus loves you. Those of us that love Jesus love you. I love you.

I know you are in a terrible place right now, cold, alone, and worried that your cell-mate will sell you as a sex-slave for a half-carton of menthol cigarettes. I'm here to show you the way to accept the love of our lord Jesus into your life.

Ever since I saw your mugshot on a porn message board, the light of your good good heart dancing in your eyes along with the hazy fog from 13 shots of tequila all under a 'healthy' smear of mascara, I knew that I needed to save you. You need me to save you.

By accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, you will see the good in everyone, as I do. When I look at the pictures of you that have been posted on the porn message board, I don't see the tragic sobbing drunk with the weepy eyes, I prefer to see the trashy stripper in the two-piece white thong bikini, transfixing a room with your $700 Tijuana boob job. This is the Kimberly I want the world to see. You are loved.

Please accept this pocket-size book of scriptures my friend Shelley Lubben gave me. It will nourish your soul. I also enclose some of my mother's tollhouse cookies to nourish your body. I've told my mother about you, and she says she'd like to meet you one day. When I told mother about my love for you, she cried too. I'm not sure why.

Courage, my dearest. Take solace in the love of our lord, even in your darkest moments. I long for the day we can read scripture together.

With love from Jesus,

Soopergrizz

PS - how do you feel about anal?


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#238982 - 01/29/08 06:54 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

anna - dui - happy drunk








anna - dui







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#238983 - 01/29/08 06:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

amanda - theft









amanda - probation violation






amanda - failure to appear



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288156-amanda - failure to appear.JPG (4 downloads)

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#238984 - 01/29/08 06:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Since Grizz mentioned Shelley Lubben

How long before she ministers to and save one of the girls whose picture is in this thread and claim to have pulled another girl out of porn using the logic that if her picture is on a porn board that counts as being in porn?
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#238985 - 01/29/08 07:16 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
[fatman decides not to extract vid capture of Shelley's little girl from her video on preparing "gift bags" for porn girls to post it on this porn board just to make moronboy's point]
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#238986 - 01/29/08 07:33 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]



Heidi, 20
DUI with property damage and/or personal injury, a misdemeanor


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#238987 - 01/29/08 07:38 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


Sian, 20
Battery on a licensed security officer, a felony


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288167-Sian H Grace.JPG (6 downloads)

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#238988 - 01/29/08 07:45 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]



Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor


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288168-Krystal Lea Lowe.JPG (4 downloads)

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#238989 - 01/29/08 07:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]



Beverly, 30
Battery - Domestic Violence, a misdemeanor


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288170-Beverly Dawn Piette.JPG (4 downloads)

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#238990 - 01/29/08 07:53 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


Andrea, 19
DUI


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#238991 - 01/29/08 07:57 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]



Jacklynn, 22
Disorderly Conduct, a misdemeanor
Obstructing an officer, a misdemeanor

[She's crying ]


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288173-Jacklynn Marie Santilli.JPG (4 downloads)

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#238992 - 01/29/08 08:05 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Soopergrizz has a way with words.
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#238993 - 01/29/08 08:45 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Disturbed Offline
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Registered: 07/12/07
Posts: 31
In what state is DUI with property damage and/or personal injury a a misdemeanor?
Can that be right?
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#238994 - 01/29/08 08:51 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

In what state is DUI with property damage and/or personal injury a a misdemeanor?
Can that be right?




Florida. 1st Class Misdemeanor according to the arrest record.
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#238995 - 01/30/08 02:45 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Although I'm not contributing to this thread, it easily qualifies as one of my favourites. Great stroke value. Thank you!
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#238996 - 01/30/08 04:48 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:



Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor




goddamn, this one looks mean.
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#238997 - 01/30/08 05:02 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
I bet she has a hairy chest!
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#238998 - 01/30/08 07:51 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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#238999 - 01/30/08 08:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Besides the one you posted... yeeesh! If that's Houston's idea of "swanky," I don't wanna know what the rest look like.

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#239000 - 01/30/08 08:24 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Can somebody please dig up a mug shot of Gigi. Im sure this whore has been busted more than once.
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#239001 - 01/30/08 11:08 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:



Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor




goddamn, this one looks mean.




She's got 3 other trepassing related arrests and 1 for prostitution.

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#239002 - 01/30/08 11:09 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Can somebody please dig up a mug shot of Gigi. Im sure this whore has been busted more than once.




She turn you down or something?
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#239003 - 01/30/08 12:24 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

She's got 3 other trepassing related arrests and 1 for prostitution.




Besides a certain "Professor" of our acquaintance, who would pay to fuck that?

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