When you're at a bar or club, doesn't it seem like there's always that one annoying attention whore that has to scream 'look at me' louder than everyone else, throwing drinks, falling down, etc? Meet Mary Delgado, a classic example of what happens when a former cheerleader hits her 40's and slowly drives herself insane with the panicked realization she's in a free fall of irrelevance, given the sudden absence of attention and compliments she once received in younger years:

DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.