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#238960 - 01/21/08 10:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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What charge?? Imagine the extra paper needed to fully document her tattoos ...... 
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#238963 - 01/22/08 05:58 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Allie Sin. 
oh boy. 
I require more information about this situation. old mug, new? prostitution? drugs? meltdown on a JM set? anyone?
Sadly, I know nothing more than what is covered in the Smoking Gun link under her picture. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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#238965 - 01/23/08 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#238970 - 01/24/08 04:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#238971 - 01/24/08 05:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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ashley - contempt of court
- providing false information
So she's back? King, do you know what Jail she is in and whether or not they accept care packages? Conjugal visits?
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#238972 - 01/24/08 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.
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#238973 - 01/24/08 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#238975 - 01/24/08 11:27 PM
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LANIER, LISA ..........FELONY
1- VOP-POSSESSION OF OXYCODONE
2- VOP-GRAND THEFT
3- VOP-DUI
Now for bonus points tell me what update she is in at this website....
http://www.theatersluts.com 
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#238976 - 01/25/08 11:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#238979 - 01/26/08 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#238980 - 01/28/08 06:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.
Here’s the letter, let’s hope everything works out.
Dear Ashley,
I know you and I have never met, but upon seeing your mug shots, on a porn message board, I decided I must write you. The way your smile belittles your own tragic situation, is a wonder to behold and I can tell just by the expression of kindness on your face that you are innocent of all the crimes to which you are accused. I want you to know I will put every effort into seeing these baseless charges against you dropped and you released immediately. In the meantime please enjoy the care package attached to this letter. I hope that you enjoy the home-made brownies and chocolate chip cookies. If you need to barter for drugs or curry favor with your cell-block Mom please feel free to use the watch I have enclosed.
Yours Until Parole,
h2c
What do you think, too loser-ish?
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#238981 - 01/28/08 08:16 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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How about this variant,
Dear Kimberly,
I want you to know that Jesus loves you. Those of us that love Jesus love you. I love you.
I know you are in a terrible place right now, cold, alone, and worried that your cell-mate will sell you as a sex-slave for a half-carton of menthol cigarettes. I'm here to show you the way to accept the love of our lord Jesus into your life.
Ever since I saw your mugshot on a porn message board, the light of your good good heart dancing in your eyes along with the hazy fog from 13 shots of tequila all under a 'healthy' smear of mascara, I knew that I needed to save you. You need me to save you.
By accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, you will see the good in everyone, as I do. When I look at the pictures of you that have been posted on the porn message board, I don't see the tragic sobbing drunk with the weepy eyes, I prefer to see the trashy stripper in the two-piece white thong bikini, transfixing a room with your $700 Tijuana boob job. This is the Kimberly I want the world to see. You are loved.
Please accept this pocket-size book of scriptures my friend Shelley Lubben gave me. It will nourish your soul. I also enclose some of my mother's tollhouse cookies to nourish your body. I've told my mother about you, and she says she'd like to meet you one day. When I told mother about my love for you, she cried too. I'm not sure why.
Courage, my dearest. Take solace in the love of our lord, even in your darkest moments. I long for the day we can read scripture together.
With love from Jesus,
Soopergrizz
PS - how do you feel about anal?
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#238982 - 01/29/08 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#238983 - 01/29/08 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#238984 - 01/29/08 06:59 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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Since Grizz mentioned Shelley Lubben
How long before she ministers to and save one of the girls whose picture is in this thread and claim to have pulled another girl out of porn using the logic that if her picture is on a porn board that counts as being in porn?
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#238985 - 01/29/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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[fatman decides not to extract vid capture of Shelley's little girl from her video on preparing "gift bags" for porn girls to post it on this porn board just to make moronboy's point]
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#238986 - 01/29/08 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Heidi, 20
DUI with property damage and/or personal injury, a misdemeanor
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#238987 - 01/29/08 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sian, 20
Battery on a licensed security officer, a felony
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#238988 - 01/29/08 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Krystal, 19
Trespass & Larceny, a misdemeanor
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#238989 - 01/29/08 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Beverly, 30
Battery - Domestic Violence, a misdemeanor
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#238990 - 01/29/08 07:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Andrea, 19
DUI
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#238991 - 01/29/08 07:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jacklynn, 22
Disorderly Conduct, a misdemeanor
Obstructing an officer, a misdemeanor
[She's crying  ]
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#238993 - 01/29/08 08:45 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/12/07
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In what state is DUI with property damage and/or personal injury a a misdemeanor?
Can that be right?
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#238998 - 01/30/08 07:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#238999 - 01/30/08 08:10 AM
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Anonymous
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Besides the one you posted... yeeesh! If that's Houston's idea of "swanky," I don't wanna know what the rest look like.
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#239003 - 01/30/08 12:24 PM
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She's got 3 other trepassing related arrests and 1 for prostitution.
Besides a certain "Professor" of our acquaintance, who would pay to fuck that? 
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