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the closest i ever got to being arrested was hallucinating the police breaking down my front door to take me away. i actually saw the entire front lawn covered with officers, the driveway filled with cruisers. one of the cops broke the front door and walked in and grabbed my arm. then for some reason, i thought "this isn't real" and then POOF! it was all gone. i watched the front door un-break in reverse. my conclusion of this occurence was to go smoke another bowl.

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Al? What's your diagnosis?



"Loopy cunt."



(Watching way too much "Deadwood")

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