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care packages? yes. conjugal visits? you're gonna have to shoot an email to the Ada County Sheriff's Dept to find out.



Here’s the letter, let’s hope everything works out.


Dear Ashley,

I know you and I have never met, but upon seeing your mug shots, on a porn message board, I decided I must write you. The way your smile belittles your own tragic situation, is a wonder to behold and I can tell just by the expression of kindness on your face that you are innocent of all the crimes to which you are accused. I want you to know I will put every effort into seeing these baseless charges against you dropped and you released immediately. In the meantime please enjoy the care package attached to this letter. I hope that you enjoy the home-made brownies and chocolate chip cookies. If you need to barter for drugs or curry favor with your cell-block Mom please feel free to use the watch I have enclosed.

Yours Until Parole,

h2c


What do you think, too loser-ish?