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#239304 - 09/06/08 10:53 AM
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Cross-eyed Shannon, 21: Theft & Possession. 3 Years.
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#239310 - 09/11/08 08:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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She's just 17 with three (now 2) kids Adrianna Marie Lucero First-degree Felony Murder and two counts of Felony Child Abuse  She bent her 2 year-old son backwards over her knee until his back snapped.
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#239312 - 09/11/08 08:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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He probably should have seen it coming. She already had her hands around his neck before.  Why not finish the job with a knife and gun... and take some snuff photos while she's at it.
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#239314 - 09/12/08 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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She's just 17 with three (now 2) kids
Adrianna Marie Lucero
First-degree Felony Murder and two counts of Felony Child Abuse
She bent her 2 year-old son backwards over her knee until his back snapped.
I'd say bend her forwards till her back breaks and then pull her neck off with bare hands. Fucking cunt. Now we will pay for her to be in jail for the rest of her life where she will get her pussy eaten daily. Fucking America. 
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#239316 - 09/19/08 02:36 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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^^that's fucking pinned! I would pay good money to party with this whore..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#239317 - 09/19/08 03:53 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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uh oh, this one's got the methjaw. ouch.
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#239318 - 09/19/08 04:27 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Methjaw? Please explain.
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#239319 - 09/19/08 08:45 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^ just looks like she's been clenching her jaw so much from doing meth (you totally can't help doing it, or at least i couldn't) that she is developing jowls, john mccain-style.
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#239326 - 09/29/08 09:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Heather Locklear was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication.
Good one Starrpowerr. After bumming around with most every name rocker in the LA area, this whore's finally getting her just desserts.
Came from a good family too. She does nothing for me but, damn I'd like to know what her specialty was. Anal ideas?
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#239330 - 09/30/08 11:21 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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Oh look, it's been four fucking months...  Allie Sin again, VIOL PROBATION MISD, however the notes say VOP DOMESTIC BATTERY Deff cuter with the dark hair.
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#239331 - 09/30/08 01:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Skip posted:
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... Anal ideas?
 Intentional typo or serious obsession?
It was intentional. I'm sure she's taken it back there a few times, but my guess is she's an oral queen. After a two hour set, rock stars just want to lay back and have a hot number (like Heather) finish them off.
She always did have a husky voice.
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#239332 - 09/30/08 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ Indeed a hot number.  most certainly. Zen! You payi'ng attention here? According to Skip, she does anal!!! 
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#239335 - 10/01/08 08:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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What part of "I fucking love FEMALE mugshots" in the subject field do you not understand?
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#239336 - 10/01/08 01:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Between this article and the one referenced therein, there are 94 college student mugshots- many female.
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#239338 - 10/01/08 11:24 PM
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#239339 - 10/01/08 11:26 PM
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#239340 - 10/02/08 05:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I like the "almost smile" in #2. To me, that expression says, "Yeah, I'm back, and it won't be the last time either."
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#239341 - 10/02/08 06:07 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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^^ one could only hope..
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#239344 - 10/06/08 07:06 AM
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Human Garbage
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#239345 - 10/10/08 01:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/19/08
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I had to come out of posting retirement for this one; submitted for the approval of the man, k1ng:
Jessika Ulibarri, 18: Resisting and obstructing officers
[image]http://i37.tinypic.com/jrd9on.jpg[/image]
The caption for the below photo, copy and pasted direct: "im a pill poppin animal,,surpsurpsippin nigger"
[image]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9451913&albumID=1805411&imageID=35634349#a=1805411&i=35633487[/image]
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jessikaluvsya
The Ulibarri family must be proud because Jessika's less attractive twin sister got popped as well for Contempt of Court:
[image]http://i35.tinypic.com/o7271e.jpg[/image]
Myspace (not worth the link, but it's necessary: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38690530
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#239346 - 10/10/08 04:10 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Source: Fox News
Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband’s groin.
Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested 52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. She was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.
Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report.
The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.
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#239349 - 10/10/08 06:49 PM
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A-HEM!!!
Melissa: Possession/Conspiracy. 3 Years.
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#239351 - 10/10/08 06:53 PM
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Ellen: Possession, Theft, Witness Tampering. 4 years, 9 months.
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#239352 - 10/10/08 07:09 PM
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Leeann: Burglary; Assault by Auto With Bodily Injury. 3 Years.
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