Is it just me or does anyone else feel the need to watch lord of the rings after seeing ron jeremy?

jeremy baggins of the shire.

Ugly as a hat full of assholes. He reminds me of a maths teacher I had once upon a time. But then again he gets more pussy than I do, so he wins.

Ohh yeah his ugly mug has gotten some of the hottest girls ever man. He is definitly the luckiest man on earth. .. But still looks like he belongs in a lord of the rings flick, just like micheal jackson looks like he belongs on planet of the apes.