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#239454 - 01/23/09 09:30 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?



#7. Without a doubt.






All of them except #6.
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#239455 - 01/23/09 11:46 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#2, although I prefer her hair that style but dark instead of bleached out.
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#239456 - 01/23/09 06:44 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Too bad all her scenes could've qualified as necrophilia. Outstanding body with a cute face, but absolutely no sexual desire whatsoever.

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#239457 - 01/28/09 11:23 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

tasha - probation violation







tasha - probation violation






poor tasha again

- possession of marijuana
- illegal possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor
- underage dui greater than .02 but less than .08
- possession of drug paraphernalia



repeat offenders


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#239458 - 01/28/09 11:34 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jody - probation violation - doing her best iron mike impersonation



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#239459 - 01/28/09 11:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Damn...Tasha's going downhill.

And Jody just looks like a fucking retard.

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#239460 - 01/29/09 12:01 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

amber - I feel like I've posted her before also.






amber - probation violation

probation's a bitch



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#239461 - 01/29/09 09:37 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Probation Violation can be such crap. The cops were probably hoping to do a catch and release after a knob job. I was once arrested in Brooklyn and was stuck in a piss smelling cell with a junkie. He was picked up on a Probation Violation. But after a few minutes, I realized the real deal. The undercovers that picked him up came by, gave him a smoke and did their best to have him set someone up. They knew the guy, knew he was a junkie, knew he was on probation, and were basically telling him to set some one up or he'd do his 9months in Rikers. They failed at getting him to buy a gun the day before, because the guy selling wouldn't leave his apt. and meet on the street. They eventually got him to call some smack dealer to deliver to a corner. I was out of there by the time they got back, but the set up and the cops plan was so obvious, I'd be surprised if they didn't get the lil junkie killed. Atleast they gave me a smoke too for having to listen to all the shit. Fucking menthol, but after 3 hours I didn't care.
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#239462 - 01/29/09 10:00 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Quote:

Fucking menthol, but after 3 hours I didn't care.




Newport, perhaps?

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#239463 - 01/30/09 12:56 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Newport Menthol Light 100's. If we were out on the street, instead of in holding, I'd have called the cop a fag.

On a side note, I love how plain clothed NYC detectives are so noticeable. I mean, you have a section of Brooklyn where the only people around for blocks and blocks are black and Pakistani, yet 4 clean cut white guys wearing the latest Yankee gear are standing in front of a bodega drinking Snapple. You don't even have to look for their radios. I just don't get it.
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#239464 - 02/09/09 12:26 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.



probation violation



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#239465 - 02/09/09 05:54 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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HOLLY

POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION
DUI DAMAGE TO PROPERTY OR PERSON
LEAVE SCENE OF ACC INV PROP DAMAGE

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#239466 - 02/09/09 07:08 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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KAYLA

UTTER FORGED INSTRUMENT
FTA - BURGLARY X2
BURGL ARMED
GRAND THEFT
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#239467 - 02/09/09 07:12 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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BRITTNEY

VOP***ROBBERY
VOP***POSS. OXYCODONE
VIOL PROBATION FELONY X2

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#239468 - 02/09/09 07:16 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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ERIN

FTA - OBTAIN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE BY FRAUD
OBTAIN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE BY FRAUD

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#239469 - 02/09/09 07:19 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered




KRISTEN

POSSESSION OF COCAINE
COURT COMMITT- REMAND PEND PLACEMENT IN RESIDENTIAL PROG

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#239470 - 02/09/09 10:44 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.



probation violation






Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.
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#239471 - 02/09/09 06:02 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
oh my goodness



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#239472 - 02/10/09 05:26 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
Quote:

oh my goodness








I don't know about stroke worthy. Seems to me the caption ought to read, ".............. and her prized heifer took third place at the at the county 4H fair". Not theft and armed robbery.
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#239473 - 02/17/09 07:40 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Giles Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/19/08
Posts: 56
wow, can't believe I missed the return of Jennifer Towne, excellent find, K1ng!

Here's another old school member of this thread, one of the Carpenter sisters, Ariel. Nabbed for Possession of Drug Paraphernalia / controlled substance:

[image]http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=6299052020305035720au8.jpg[/image]

This girl can take note from Jen Towne and the Carpenter sisters when it comes to mugshots: Tasha Schurger, DUI and not very happy about it.

[image]http://i40.tinypic.com/2806s6h.jpg[/image]

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#239474 - 02/18/09 09:20 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

oh my goodness








Zenman = Hyde, but me being the sick fuck I am agrees.
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#239475 - 03/14/09 11:44 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered




AMIE
POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE Via FLORIDA HWY PATROL

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#239476 - 03/15/09 01:01 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
8 years ago and she had real eyebrows I probably would have been horribly obsessed with this one in a drugged out psychosis sort of way if I met her IRL. She looks like she might have really nice clavicles hidden inside that shirt too.

Quote:



AMIE
POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE Via FLORIDA HWY PATROL


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#239477 - 03/15/09 02:03 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Tee hee hee. This thread is up to page 69.
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#239478 - 03/15/09 10:58 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Really? I only get 46.
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#239479 - 03/15/09 11:57 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Really? I only get 46.




It depends on how many posts per page you have set in your user settings.
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#239480 - 03/15/09 04:48 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.



probation violation






Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.





Jennifer must not mind being locked up that much. What the fuck state is she in again that has such reasonable penalties? She's got to have at least 3 DUIs based on our photos.

Penalties have been progressively increasing most places for 25 years because it's a winner for politicians to say "I stiffened penalties for drunk drivers". Some states make people with 2 or more on their record have a special license plate to warn everyone that they're a lush. How humiliating.
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#239481 - 05/03/09 03:45 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


who were booked in the last 24 hours in Pinellas,
Hillsborough, Manatee and Pasco counties.


http://mugshots.tampabay.com/

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#239482 - 05/03/09 03:58 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

og mugshot delinquent jenny t has returned! it's been too long hun, welcome back.



probation violation






Jenny doesn't exactly look like she's showing remorse - more like she's about to kill the photographer and eat his heart.





Jennifer must not mind being locked up that much. What the fuck state is she in again that has such reasonable penalties? She's got to have at least 3 DUIs based on our photos.

Penalties have been progressively increasing most places for 25 years because it's a winner for politicians to say "I stiffened penalties for drunk drivers". Some states make people with 2 or more on their record have a special license plate to warn everyone that they're a lush. How humiliating.




This girl is only one step away from Porn. Damn, Brandon rise up and send her a plane ticket to Porn Valley. With her attitude, she'll do her first DP within a week.
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#239483 - 05/03/09 06:05 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Cody Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
Quote:

i swear i've seen her in porn before






Bree Olsen, is that you?
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#239484 - 05/11/09 02:17 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered





TONI A. COWELL - AKA ERIKA STONE - BRANDY (Dirty D)
1990/04/06

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#239485 - 06/08/09 11:43 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
raelyn - 20 y.o. - dui driving













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#239486 - 06/09/09 12:00 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
savanna - 21 - dui over .20%







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#239487 - 06/09/09 12:04 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:







This chick looks like Jennifer Carpenter. Who is she?
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#239488 - 06/09/09 12:09 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
She has really good eyebrows.
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#239489 - 06/09/09 08:43 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

raelyn - 20 y.o. - dui driving
















Did she also get busted for impersonating a Wankus?
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#239490 - 06/17/09 09:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

raelyn - 20 y.o. - dui driving
















Did she also get busted for impersonating a Wankus?




True. This whore looks like she is one worthless piece of shit.
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#239491 - 07/02/09 06:58 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.




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#239492 - 07/02/09 07:05 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
btw, she comes her tattoos, felonious behavior honestly. Here's her daddy's tattoo itemization ... he's scheduled to be released from Walton Correctional by xmas.



Maybe she gets her lust for black cock from him, too.


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#239493 - 07/02/09 07:08 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
turningblue Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Quote:

Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.







This just makes her all the more hot. I love Allie Sin. I would post her bail any time.
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#239494 - 07/02/09 08:25 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I wonder if she knows about this board?
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#239495 - 07/02/09 10:15 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
She's a dead fish but I think as she get older she gets more attractive, at least to me. That is rare for a porn whore.
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#239496 - 07/02/09 11:06 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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Quote:

Our favorite little tattooed felon is soon to conclude her community service. Maybe a porn job could help cover expenses.








I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DONT WANNA SOUND GAY......but thanks for the update......ohhhh la la....I am soooo driving over to SPRING HILL tomm!!!! Yeah!!!!!

her ass better be there @ her "Current Verified PERMANENT Address:" or her PO may get a call and its VOP!

Now I got a little extra side jobs 4 ya sweetie!

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#239497 - 07/02/09 11:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I just asked her to 'add' me on myspace. Will advise.
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#239498 - 07/03/09 12:02 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


I must confess I need to see her doing lines and getting it in da butt!


DOC PIC-


http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm


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#239499 - 07/03/09 12:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I must confess I need to see her doing lines and getting it in da butt!


DOC PIC-


http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm






Jail Pic from #385458-


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#239500 - 07/03/09 08:47 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

but thanks for the update




Actually ... Thx TO YOU for the original link, bro.

I got it from your post in regard to your post of the the Mule relative whose name must not be uttered ... way back just before the first ban of his herpesness' mention.
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#239501 - 07/03/09 09:07 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm






Has "Ms. Richie" done any work yet?
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#239502 - 07/03/09 09:39 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

http://www.giirlzinc.com/rose_richie.htm






Has "Ms. Richie" done any work yet?




very little is known out in existence....she never made it out to LALA land before hitting her charges.....

was supposta do a scene with me....but got cancelled due to a blizzard...if ya know what I mean.

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#239503 - 07/03/09 09:41 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

but got cancelled due to a blizzard...if ya know what I mean.




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