Man this fucking show is so great that all these quotes are from this season(2nd), the first season had some great "skits" as well(The DVD set of season 1 is great by the way)- the best of which IMO is the blind black white supremist. Dave just doesn't give a shit who he offends and better yet it's all funny and offensive.

Also from the 2nd season: "Hello niggars"
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"