First things first. I want to make it clear that I'm fully behind the benefit drive for Nikki, and wish her a speedy recovery. The fact that all of these images were taken at her benefit is not the reason they're here in the Cage. That's purely down to the skills of the man behind the camera, Luke Ford. His ability to catch a girl looking at her best is truly uncanny. Prepare yourselves for a long post. He took way too many shots. Again.



"Did someone say Luke Ford was here with his camera? Where?!"



'Place Cum Here'



The Dark Knight Rebounds



The latest fashion craze: porn star romper suits



This is Arielle and her date. Is he thinking "I'm so going to fuck your ass later baby" or "Look at you, parading yourself for their amusement. You sicken me" or "I can hit that and still get back to the bar by 10". You decide.



"Oh honey, you haven't put on a bunch of weight, it just shrank in the wash. Probably."



'While she plays with her underwear, I'm so jacking her purse'



As he was taking this pic, Luke asked "What's your name honey?"



Shapeless dress? Check. Underwear showing? Check. Strangely pointless tat? Check. Come on in, baby.



If you can't see the drapes at your local Chinese restaurant, at least you know she looks good in them.



If you can't see the drapes in your local Indian restaurant, demand a fucking refund.



"I am delighted to be here promoting LADirect"



Penny Flame (hat) doing her Robbye Bentley impersonation



Proof that Luke owns the Camera of Death: this is Tory Lane.



The Camera of Death meets The Hand of Doom!



Like a Porsche Boxster, it's hard to tell if she is moving forwards or backwards



After a charity auction, Marcus proudly wears his genuine GI Joe suit



Mohair really tests Luke's focus skills



One of these girls is saying "I got nothing!"



Nautica makes her point using only her chin.



A hush settled over the crowd when a tall, bald bearded man of unknown sexual orientation arrived. He used to be quite important, apparently.



When woken early from hibernation the elusive Mullen can take some time to reach operating temperature



It was nice of their granma to take them to the prom.



The porn star emotional playbook gamut is run from A to...B.



And there were sluts there, too. Excellent.



70s sensation Abba provided the music



With Jesse Jackson in attendance, Don Imus has been airbrushed from this image.



From RIGHT to LEFT: Eenie, meenie, minie, NO!



Yes, they're ample, but why the hell not?

Wow. Just wow.

nice work conky.


i have no doubt i would fuck the stevens sisters- it's my attraction to jewish girls with big cans.

I'm with you, Eddie. You can't beat a bit of chunky lovin' and you know that buffet is the only way to go for dinner with sturdy framed chicks like that.

Penny Flame is the Alyson Hannigan of porn, and has some of the best natural tits I have ever seen. The only real flaw I see on her is the awful tattoo in the middle of her back. Hmmm... maybe she should sign up with The Star Factory -- Monstar seems to have a thing for representing chicks who have willingly blemished their spine region.

coke here please

Kick ass as usual Conky.

Fuck me....!

That is a lot of ugly fuckin people......

Thats too fucking funny. Great quotes.

I was sad I missed this one. So glad that Luke can capture the real essence of a porn prom though.

Porn = smoke & mirrors.

Michael

cassie