I think that arming hormonal college-age kids - you know, the ones who cry hysterically when they're dropped as Myspace friends - is an excellent idea.

It would be even better if the armament began earlier, like in kindergarten. Crayola could team up with Smith and Wesson to co-brand rainbow-colored handguns. Shit, for musical enjoyment AND self-defense, Apple could start marketing iHandguns.