Hey, there is "Make A Wish Foundation", "Ronald MacDonald House" and a shitload of Professional Athlete Sponsored Organizations that grant Dying Kids there fondest wishes.
Well how about something for upstanding, exceptional perverts on their last leg/wheel? Jeff, I want to direct my celebrated, infamous "Birthday Cake Bukkake" scene and I want you, JM Productions, to help me do it....needless to say you will get all rights to it and benefit from it....and believe me, it is a SURE FIRE HIT!
As you may recall....it involves having one or two whores with a large birthday cake with around 20 candles-a-burnin! In come 20 or so dudes in wheelchairs wearing those fake plastic flimsy toy firehats making fake siren sounds...."whirrr!" The dudes roll over to the whore lying on the ground with the birthday cake on her chest and stomach amd proceed to "put the fire/candles out" by whacking off on it...then the dumb bimbo(s) eat the cake....you may need more than 20 guys, and once one dude is done, he can get out and let another one sit in his chair and etc etc etc. just imagine this for a second....if done right (i.e. by someone like ME) it will be a sure fire hit.
My clock is ticking....let me know.