BREAKING NEWS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Katsumi changes name to Katsuni, still shot out.

In a desperate attempt to gather up the shreds of her self-worth to cover her increasingly embarassing nakedness, porn actress Katsumi has changed her performing name to Katsuni. Members of the media and industry are invited to keep calling Katsuni "Katsumi" as long as they start calling again.

Commentators note the once-pretty Eurasian pornstar has had more men inside her than Yankee Stadium. The actress has not confirmed if she will continue doing Tijuana donkey shows under her old name.