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#237614 - 04/18/07 10:53 PM
most undeserving people in the world.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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ray romano: highest paid actor in sitcom history. unfunny doofus who is responsible for putting out one of the most inane, flaccid shows in tv history yet was ridiculously rewarded for it. blame this one on the mediocrity of popular humour.
heather mills: by all accounts a not very nice woman, yet after two years of marriage to paul mcartney walks away with enough cash to prove that current divorce laws are insane. how did she contribute to the writing of hey jude? no wait, she didn't. i'm angry at you americans for putting her on tv as well, undoing the good work the british did of labelling her a gold-digging whore.
kirsten dunst: got more than she deserved the day some foolish person labelled her good looking, allowing the sheep of this world to follow suit, giving her a sense of self-satisfaction and a career she is clearly not entitled to. snaggletooth.
fergie: see above and multiply by ten (heinous methwhore rather than snaggletooth however). also, somehow she is described as a fashion icon and is single handedly responsible for avril lavigne's "girlfriend". make's you long for the day when moody teenager was a better schtick than rock/hiphop/80's lameness.
nickelback: how the fuck have a band fronted by the paddlepop lion sold as many records as they have?
jay leno: no real beef with jay, but clearly no man should own 1000 cars just for doing 10 minutes of mediocre standup a night.
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#237615 - 04/18/07 11:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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paris hilton must lead the list of most undeserving people in the world. imo, anyway.
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#237616 - 04/18/07 11:20 PM
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If I may pile on first . . . Ray Romano: Never watched that show, not once. Heather Mills: I'll pay good money for someone to deprive that Sucubus whore of her remaining leg. I'd do it myself but I'm a pacifist.  Nickelback: Agreed, yet that "Photograph" song was a pop-rock gem. How the hell they pulled it off, I don't know.  Jay Leno: I'm thrilled that you included him, I don't understand how they could replace Carson with the least funny comedian this side of Sinbad. I'm old enough to have caught the last decade of the Carson Show, which I now appreciate a great deal more in the face of Leno's corporate fop act. Johnny was cool. To flip the script, I find it notable that Anna Nicole Smith, a sure-fire Hall of Famer on this list just bought it, a Powerball record winning lottery player is now destitute after blowing 300-some million dollars in 5 years, and a scab major league baseball player flew his own plane into a building. Was this their reckoning? I don't know, but I'm paying attention.
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#237617 - 04/19/07 03:16 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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paris was just too easy. everytime you insult her, she stays in the public conscience a little bit longer.
anna nicole! i forgot her. i was going to say: regardless of whether she earned the half a billion by consumated her marriage with an 89 year old, she sure as fuck didn't deserve the weeks of tv coverage, mournful praise, and possible telemovie her death has garnered her. mother teresa was mourned less than anna nicole- i guess she was missing the implants.
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#237619 - 04/19/07 04:22 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i see your adam sandler and raise you ben stiller. everytime someone throws an anchorman or zoolander quote at me i die a little inside. overrated asshole who amazingly has a new movie every six months- i'm convinced hollywood executives are having a laugh at the public's expense that they can make movies as bad as ben stiller flicks that still bring in millions of dollars.
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#237620 - 04/19/07 04:40 AM
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will farrel's face makes me angry. i know that's an unpopular person to hate, but he's unfunny.
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#237621 - 04/19/07 09:24 AM
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Jimmy Fallon fucked up so many sketches on SNl with his out of character laughing.
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#237623 - 04/19/07 01:28 PM
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the olsen twins. pulled in $40 million last year alone, (i think that's the figure i read somewhere; don't care enough to double check it) mostly in royalties for "acting" (i.e., drooling and shitting in their nappies) as god-awful ugly babies on a shit-tay eighties sitcom where the only good thing was watching john stamos' mullet grow bigger and bigger with each passing week. currently, their "talents" include bulimia, dropping out of college, and the oft-fucking of paris hilton's cast-off manwhore boyfriends. 
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#237626 - 04/19/07 01:40 PM
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#237627 - 04/19/07 01:42 PM
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Carrot Top. I really detest him. The creative team behind Lost. I'm sorry, but if you're going to make a series which reveals nothing and consistently poses more questions and before you even air it, you tell the public you can run for seven years..... I hate you.
Bono. Used to be good, now spends more time wearing ridiculous sunglasses preaching. Colin Fry the 'psychic'. Yeah, sure you are. Robin Williams. You used to be funny, but then again bubonic plague used to be popular too. Steve Martin, no better than Williams.
Rosie O'Donnell. She just turns my stomach. Oh, and anyone currently presenting a daytime chat show. They're all worthless fuckers preying on the unemployed, the destitute, the hopeless and housebound.
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#237628 - 04/19/07 03:42 PM
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the olsen twins are a good choice- billionaires due to the choices of their exploitative parents when they were 3. but they're paying for it now in terms of mental health issues. on a relately line of thought- joe simpson. you have a daughter with massive cans [ see here] so you pimp her out in an unsettlingly pseudo-incestuous manner, then get your other daughter a nosejob and pimp her out as well, ending up with two multimillion selling singers with no discernible talent making preacher joe a thick wad of cash. undeserving. oh- dan fucking brown. this guy had that unnerving ability to tap a vein of mediocrity that somehow bloomed into a pop culture phenomenon where it became hip for everyone to read the da vinci code. he's now rich as shit, and i have to put up with people who normally don't read anything more in depth than the instructions on the back of a two-minute noodles package telling me what a literary giant he is. you could probably throw jk rowling into the mix, even though i've nothing against her, merely because no one should become a US$ billionaire for writing childrens books.
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#237631 - 04/19/07 05:28 PM
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Does Janita Jordan qualify? $150milion is quite a hefty sum for being a cockblocker for 17 years.
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#237632 - 04/19/07 07:03 PM
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#237633 - 04/19/07 07:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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it's photoshopped. the original is floating around somewhere. the olsen twins diet of cocaine and self-hatred means there's no way they have titties like that.
full house was one of the shows i watched religiously as a kid, though i have no idea why. the combination of bob saget's sweaters and the hotness of the woman who played stamos' wife somehow did it for me.
what's hilarious is how none of the actors from full house have done anything other than become substance abusers, c-grade actors or nobodies except for the olsen twins, who are now billionaires. insanity.
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#237634 - 04/19/07 08:36 PM
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Eli Manning
Team England
Manchester United
Jordan/ Peter Andre (though Harvey rocks!)
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