Carrot Top. I really detest him. The creative team behind Lost. I'm sorry, but if you're going to make a series which reveals nothing and consistently poses more questions and before you even air it, you tell the public you can run for seven years..... I hate you.

Bono. Used to be good, now spends more time wearing ridiculous sunglasses preaching. Colin Fry the 'psychic'. Yeah, sure you are. Robin Williams. You used to be funny, but then again bubonic plague used to be popular too. Steve Martin, no better than Williams.

Rosie O'Donnell. She just turns my stomach. Oh, and anyone currently presenting a daytime chat show. They're all worthless fuckers preying on the unemployed, the destitute, the hopeless and housebound.