the olsen twins. pulled in $40 million last year alone, (i think that's the figure i read somewhere; don't care enough to double check it) mostly in royalties for "acting" (i.e., drooling and shitting in their nappies) as god-awful ugly babies on a shit-tay eighties sitcom where the only good thing was watching john stamos' mullet grow bigger and bigger with each passing week. currently, their "talents" include bulimia, dropping out of college, and the oft-fucking of paris hilton's cast-off manwhore boyfriends.