If I may pile on first . . .

Ray Romano: Never watched that show, not once.

Heather Mills: I'll pay good money for someone to deprive that Sucubus whore of her remaining leg. I'd do it myself but I'm a pacifist.

Nickelback: Agreed, yet that "Photograph" song was a pop-rock gem. How the hell they pulled it off, I don't know.

Jay Leno: I'm thrilled that you included him, I don't understand how they could replace Carson with the least funny comedian this side of Sinbad. I'm old enough to have caught the last decade of the Carson Show, which I now appreciate a great deal more in the face of Leno's corporate fop act. Johnny was cool.

To flip the script, I find it notable that Anna Nicole Smith, a sure-fire Hall of Famer on this list just bought it, a Powerball record winning lottery player is now destitute after blowing 300-some million dollars in 5 years, and a scab major league baseball player flew his own plane into a building. Was this their reckoning? I don't know, but I'm paying attention.