ray romano: highest paid actor in sitcom history. unfunny doofus who is responsible for putting out one of the most inane, flaccid shows in tv history yet was ridiculously rewarded for it. blame this one on the mediocrity of popular humour.

heather mills: by all accounts a not very nice woman, yet after two years of marriage to paul mcartney walks away with enough cash to prove that current divorce laws are insane. how did she contribute to the writing of hey jude? no wait, she didn't. i'm angry at you americans for putting her on tv as well, undoing the good work the british did of labelling her a gold-digging whore.

kirsten dunst: got more than she deserved the day some foolish person labelled her good looking, allowing the sheep of this world to follow suit, giving her a sense of self-satisfaction and a career she is clearly not entitled to. snaggletooth.

fergie: see above and multiply by ten (heinous methwhore rather than snaggletooth however). also, somehow she is described as a fashion icon and is single handedly responsible for avril lavigne's "girlfriend". make's you long for the day when moody teenager was a better schtick than rock/hiphop/80's lameness.

nickelback: how the fuck have a band fronted by the paddlepop lion sold as many records as they have?

jay leno: no real beef with jay, but clearly no man should own 1000 cars just for doing 10 minutes of mediocre standup a night.

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