REDMOND, Wash. - A Woodinville woman arrested following two car crashes last week registered a .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test — nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record.

Deana F. Jarrett, 54, was taken to Evergreen Hospital as a precaution following her arrest April 11, the Washington State Patrol said Wednesday. No one was injured in the accidents.

Jarrett blew the .47 on a portable breath tester after she collided with two other vehicles in quick succession, the patrol said. A check of all 356,000 breath tests administered since 1998 in Washington turned up only 35 above .40 — and none of those was higher than .45.

:drunky;

Hey, my mom has a problem. Leave her alone. No one was hurt.

The highest I ever registered was .24.

think simp could beat it?

i thought .47 was above the death threshold, or at least induced a coma. this woman deserves a high five for even having the ability to blow into the machine at that level of intoxication.

this bitch was four and half percent booze, thats fantastic
though there was some russian guy who had like a .96 last year

edit here it is http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2005/01/04/drunk-bulgarian-050104.html

Another great Pacific Northwest moment.

"Got to find out what kind of trees these are. They're really something. ..."

Wow, it takes years and years of practice to get over the 4.0 mark without killing yourself. She's done her family proud.

Another successful graduate of the Windsock Academy of Advanced Drinking.

"Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown

Thursday, April 26, 2007

(04-26) 14:40 PDT McMinnville, Ore. (AP) --

A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police in downtown McMinnville. The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon.

After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police. The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man.

The man was described as 40 to 50 years old, bald or with short white hair, of thin to medium build.

He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said."