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#237561 - 04/18/07 08:34 PM
Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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This video and this one, too. It's so heartwarming, she needs to be kicked in her cunt. 
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#237562 - 04/18/07 08:37 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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This video and this one, too.
It's so heartwarming, she needs to be kicked in her cunt.
that old craps of 700 club looks like they have their inside South Park's Mr Slave
next week:
ARIA who now squirt holly water
Edited by elglorioso (04/18/07 08:39 PM)
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#237563 - 04/18/07 08:41 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I jerked off when she started to cry in the first video.
As she grows to become more of a media whore, it would rock if Trey Parker & Matt Stone did a parody of her getting sodomized by Jesus in the Christmas episode.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#237567 - 04/18/07 09:34 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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Since I had my little run-in with Shelley on Luke's site, every time I check my Myspace I have another message from her reminding me that Jesus loves me, and that she and her family are praying for my soul.
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#237568 - 04/19/07 01:54 AM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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She is the biggest attention whore (peripherally) involved in porn...period.  Say, any update on that girl they 'saved'? Wasn't she called Trinity or something? I heard it didn't pan out too well...personally, I think this whole XXXChurch thing is an excuse for the guys behind it to watch porn, go to porn conventions and strip joints (looking for girls to 'save') whilst still being able to hold their holier-than-thou heads up high and say 'We're better than you'. Oh, and write book$ about it and go on TV talk $how$ too. Je$u$ i$ Lord!!!  Five will get you ten that Craig Goss has got a porno stash in his basement (for 'research' purposes, of course  ) that makes the Vatican Library look like the Sunday funnies...
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#237569 - 04/19/07 11:00 AM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/14/07
Posts: 63
Loc: Hollywood
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Wow, they sure do gloss over the "God miraculously cured Shelly's incurable STD" didnt they?
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#237570 - 04/19/07 01:28 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
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"Fuck a bitch"
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#237571 - 04/19/07 04:50 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Since I had my little run-in with Shelley on Luke's site, every time I check my Myspace I have another message from her reminding me that Jesus loves me, and that she and her family are praying for my soul.
Oh Ivor? Do tell. This is a place of sharing. 
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personally, I think this whole XXXChurch thing is an excuse for the guys behind it to watch porn, go to porn conventions and strip joints (looking for girls to 'save') whilst still being able to hold their holier-than-thou heads up high and say 'We're better than you'.
Hey, they're saving the children for Alberto, didn't you know?
...saving them for the pastors with some real seniority!
The best part is that IAFD says says this sanctimonious trash bag of a whore only has 12 movies to her credit. Like that Cunt for Jesus Heather Vlitch [sic], what gives her the right to denounce an industry which she barely participated? Or, in Heather's case, an industry to which her capacity was limited to being a stripper at it's most extreme point?
I find it totally awesome she caught some disease as early as the 12th flick she participated in. Not to say more whores don't catch it by the 1st, or had it when they came into the industry.
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#237573 - 04/19/07 07:39 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Why can't you just wish her well. Why do you think she needs to be "kicked in her cunt"?
I think jack has anger management issues. I wish Shelley well and a happy life.
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#237575 - 04/20/07 05:57 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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If only she would sign up here. I can't even begin to imagine the theological arguments she could have with all of us as she tried to make us all see the error of her ways. It. Would. Be. Awe-inspiring.
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#237576 - 04/20/07 08:16 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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She emails me and messages me on MySpace now and then.
It's all very entertaining. It warms my heart that she prays for my soul for me. 
thats because you are part of a EVIL EMPIRE
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#237577 - 04/22/07 10:53 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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i'm listening to this bitch cry right now. fucking wahhh i had sex and got paid for it. wahhh. bitch needs a nice tall glass of shut the hell up. i love former junkies/alcohoics who turn to christianity as another crutch. they're always fun.
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#237579 - 04/28/07 04:07 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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THAT would be awesome!
Better yet, do the deed only weeks or months following her 18th birthday after the poor kid has had Jesus jammed down her throat like Jenner's penis in an edition of Gag Factor.
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#560804 - 07/23/12 04:47 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Love the god? What kind of thing is that? If you cant see god then he can be anything, even that piece of shit taht I just pooped 10 minutes ago. Please walk into Charin's AA meeting and say that when they talk about this 'higher power' nonsense.
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#563444 - 08/16/12 01:25 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
[Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Registered: 08/15/12
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I would love all the Bukkake boys to cum on my face soon.
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