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Pffft, kids these days. If you want to brand a whore, you do in on her ASS, ferchrist'sake.



Indeed, there's nothing more spankworthy than knowing she has a suitcase pimp at home who gets to nail that ass!

Unless of course, it's the kid she popped out when she was 16 or something.

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Eddie is one lucky cat.



All whores look pretty with a fuckton of makeup on. I challenge you to find an prettier broad. If it takes longer than 20 mins & a drive to your local McDonalds, you failed.

BTW, welcome to XPT, Shel! We must open a thread now to debate the works of Shel -v- Luke's camera of death. Maybe even work a "how to" class into it for the sake of those who can't take a picture to save their ass.
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