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#237105 - 04/17/07 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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awesome. good luck C.
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#237106 - 04/17/07 12:23 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Do you really believe poor slobs will do this? 
They already do 
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#237112 - 04/17/07 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Do you really believe poor slobs will do this?
They already do
this guy rocks LOL!!!!!
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#237113 - 04/18/07 08:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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"Girls just wanna have funds."
Your quite the catch.  No wonder box wants to kill himself. 
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#237114 - 04/18/07 01:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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"Girls just wanna have funds."
Your quite the catch. No wonder box wants to kill himself.
you wanna hit me dont you? 
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#237115 - 04/18/07 01:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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"Girls just wanna have funds."
Your quite the catch. No wonder box wants to kill himself.
you wanna hit me dont you?
I'd hit it... 
Sorry couldn't resist.
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#237118 - 04/18/07 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#237121 - 04/19/07 08:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#237122 - 04/19/07 01:43 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I sleep on a couch.
Edited by Ceara Lynch (06/04/07 12:14 AM)
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#237123 - 04/19/07 01:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Okay William, just how much did you pay her when you signed up?
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#237124 - 04/19/07 02:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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I'll confess, I was tempted. But a cool grand for 3.3 hours of watching someone eat Ben & Jerry's out of the container seemed a bit excessive.
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#237125 - 04/19/07 02:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hmm. Sounds more cost effective than Mrs Conky. What flavor are we talking about?
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#237126 - 04/19/07 03:21 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I sleep on a couch
I think Dove's 'Campaign For Real Beauty' is a crock of horseshit...it's still as judgmental as any mainstream ad campaign, it just pretends to be something different and thus 'better', morally.
Why don't they ever use someone who's vomit-inducingly fugly or morbidly obese? Simple...because they're just as choosy as everyone else. I pity any dumbshit females who have been suckered in by this obvious fucking guilt-marketing concept and are functioning under the delusion that buying Dove products is somehow making an ethical and political statement. 
Oh, and for the record, I think Ceara's hot...but I'll be damned if I'm sending her any fucking money. 
Edited by Ceara Lynch (07/09/07 11:24 AM)
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#237127 - 04/19/07 03:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Pay her bills so she can boss me around and belittle me?!? Heck, if I wanted that I'd just go out and get married. At least then, maybe I could get some sex every now and then.
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#237130 - 04/19/07 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hyde's just a little bitter I won't send him a free pair of walmart panties ever since he sucked the skid marks clean from the last pair he bought. Sorry baby. Buisness is buisness. 
Skidmarks!?!?!?! Da Burglar shudders.... <SHUDDER>
Actually, the absolute most beautiful woman I ever inserted my penis into on a semi-regular basis (albeit as a paid consort) was named Shauna, and she was a complete failure at wiping her ass. It was ridiculous. She was soooo fucking hott, yet anytime she took a dump she proceeded to leave a trace of her rectal contents on whatever her bunghole came in contact with....thankfully she was semi-anorexic and probably only moved her bowels a couple times a week maximum. Onetime in Vancouver, she actually left shit on my wheelchair. she was horsing around, wheeling around the hotel room in my VX 7000 Titanium Deluxe chair with the light blue seat, and left a fudge mark on it....I was mortified. Since i hate Anal sex, it didnt cause much angst beyond that, but i never invited her over to my home(s) because i am very picky about my bedsheets.
In this mini thread hijack, In no way am I implying though, that I am mortified with Ceara making money from her skidmarks. So long as it is conscious, premeditated skidmarks and not another case of failure to wipe one's ass properly.
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#237131 - 04/20/07 01:06 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Hyde's just a little bitter I won't send him a free pair of walmart panties ever since he sucked the skid marks clean from the last pair he bought. Sorry baby. Buisness is buisness.
Skidmarks!?!?!?! Da Burglar shudders.... <SHUDDER>
Actually, the absolute most beautiful woman I ever inserted my penis into on a semi-regular basis (albeit as a paid consort) was named Shauna, and she was a complete failure at wiping her ass. It was ridiculous. She was soooo fucking hott, yet anytime she took a dump she proceeded to leave a trace of her rectal contents on whatever her bunghole came in contact with....thankfully she was semi-anorexic and probably only moved her bowels a couple times a week maximum. Onetime in Vancouver, she actually left shit on my wheelchair. she was horsing around, wheeling around the hotel room in my VX 7000 Titanium Deluxe chair with the light blue seat, and left a fudge mark on it....I was mortified. Since i hate Anal sex, it didnt cause much angst beyond that, but i never invited her over to my home(s) because i am very picky about my bedsheets.
In this mini thread hijack, In no way am I implying though, that I am mortified with Ceara making money from her skidmarks. So long as it is conscious, premeditated skidmarks and not another case of failure to wipe one's ass properly.
dear god, daburglar dear, didja REALLY have to share that story? 
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#237133 - 07/09/07 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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#237134 - 07/09/07 12:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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The price menu on your site doesnt list the cost of pistol whipping you and this is something I would be interested in. Please get back to me with the going rate.
Oh Jeff, coming from you, you know it'd only take a free girlvert shirt and maybe a compliment or two.
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#237135 - 07/09/07 11:11 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 102
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Does anyone else find this pic strangly.... erotic?
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#237137 - 07/10/07 12:33 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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That was a fantastic beating.
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#237142 - 07/10/07 10:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Didn't you get roughed up in Vegas a few years back...I think it was rumored Jeff was part of that?
A few years back I was under 18. Sweet rumor.
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#237144 - 07/10/07 11:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 102
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yes. the strokeworthiness of violence towards women is what william hyde has been warning us about all along.
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If jacking off to women getting the shit beat out of them is wrong, then man, I don't want to be right 
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#237146 - 07/12/07 01:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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I don't see how the black-eye fits into the whole footsy/dominatrix thing.
It doesnt baby. Ceara lynch brings home the bacon, Tierney brings home the bruisings. I'm an odd girl I wont lie. 
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#237147 - 07/12/07 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Better teach Tierney to block a right!!
Or, to date petite persons who have passed anger management and have limited ladder access!!
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#237148 - 07/12/07 07:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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#237150 - 07/12/07 09:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Who is Tierney?
Tierney is who Ceara used to be, kinda like how you used to be Victor. 
This sounds like an amazingly interesting story. I would love to know more about it, but I realize it may be too personal of a story to be told here. I just hope she wasn't as unhappy as Tierney as I was as "Victor". What I don't understand though, is Tierney somebody she was in the past and done with, or is it a current alternative side of her personality?
Why are you clobbering me on the head? Is this some sort of foreplay?
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#237151 - 07/12/07 09:27 PM
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Anonymous
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Why are you clobbering me on the head? Is this some sort of foreplay?
It is if you're Chico Wang.
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#237152 - 07/12/07 10:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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A Tale of Two Vixens.
Invented out of wholecloth for the hell of it.
In the dark days before the evil Fatman went on his path to overposting there were two lovelies from Portland named Tierney & Cassandra. They were older than their mere years would suggest, and they decided while tongue kissing to cast their lot as wannabe whores. After much hard work, scrimping, bake sale scams and rolling all their pennies, they set out to make their fortunes in the lights, glitter and whore-stink of the Las Vegas All-Evil Extravaganza.
They were seen signing documents at the JM booth, and I believe they were forced into screaming orgasms by a mysterous figure called "Rollin Girl", or something.
Anyway .... Once the lights dimmed, the smoke dispersed, the bodies untangles and all the sticky goo was washed away, little Tierney of Portland morphed into something that could not be defined - could not be controlled - that something is called "Ceara Lynch"!
But, what of Cassandra?? Where is her story?? Who sings her tale?
With the emergence of Ceara, Cassandra grew jealous. Over time as Ceara flourished Cassandra grew bitter. The bitch lashed out at one and all on XPT. I think our two vixens might have stopped making out with each other by this time.
Just then there was a kind hearted fairy covered in pastel ribbons, sparking jewels and body hair. He flew over Cassandra and with a flick of his wrist [fairies are good at that] turned her into a pile of strawberry preserves. Ceara stepped into the preserves and both were made even more interesting and entrancing.
So now while both Cassandra and Tierney are gone, we still have Ceara - whose panties can be purchased, both scented and REALLY scented, on the left as you make your way out.
Thank you for your visit, and goodbye.
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#237153 - 07/12/07 10:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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